Err, just practicing. Turns out that apparently Ireland was just that locale's secret identity:
DUBLIN (Reuters) - Atlantis, the legendary island nation over whose existence controversy has raged for thousands of years, was actually Ireland, according to a new theory by a Swedish scientist.
(snip of paragraph: everybody here bloody well knows what Atlantis was, thanks)
Geographer Ulf Erlingsson, whose book explaining his theory will be published next month, says the measurements, geography, and landscape of Atlantis as described by Plato match Ireland almost exactly.
"I am amazed no one has come up with this before, it's incredible," he told Reuters.
Indeed. In fact, one would say that it's almost as incredible as the notion that the ancient Greeks and pre-Celts had access to surveying equipment that would allow them to accurately map out an island out past the back end of beyond... but fie on the doubters! Fie, fie, I say! Obviously this Erlingsson fellow is correct, which means that I am Atlantean myself (15/16th Irish descent, you understand), which means that soon, soon my Admantine Sky Legions will spread out to bring the surface world under the benevolent and enlightened rule of the Crystalline Throne! My Crystalline Throne! MY DESTINY AWAITS! MWHAHH-BAH-HAHH-AH-HAHHHH-HAH!!!!!
And to think that I thought that I'd have to wait on world conquest until my girlfriend got around to building me a proper robot army.
Moe
PS: Reuters and I have our little disagreements, but I have to say: this
Previous theories about Atlantis have suggested it may have been around the Azores islands 900 miles west of the Portuguese coast, or in the Aegean sea. Others locate it solely in the long-decayed brain of Plato.
- was pretty good.
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