cubic!

by liberal japonicus

Not a lot of love for my link dump, but I'm sure this will produce some interesting observations

Box seat: scientists solve the mystery of why wombats have cube-shaped poo

Alternate titles to replace Box Seat:
No cutting corners
Are we square?
Shit squared
A square deal

Feel free to add your own. I feel there are a few limericks to be had, but I'm too squemish to work them out.

Comments

[nooneithinkisinmytree]

I thought it was because it was easier to gift wrap.

[cleek]

Regular Solids

[hairshirthedonist]

wombats evolved to combat
the roundness of their poo
like Pablo Picasso
they're cubists through and through

[wj]

Gives a whole new twist to the term "blockhead", doesn't it?

[cleek]

The researchers also found that cube-shaped faeces on an eight degree slope rolled far less than spherical-shaped models.

that's some fine sciencing there, mate.

[hairshirthedonist]

So not all sh*t rolls downhill?

[russell]

Things like this make me wonder if the universe is just f’ing with our heads.

[CharlesWT]

A lesson on how to improve communications with your peers by keeping your shit together...

[nous]

bricking shits

[CharlesWT]

Shiting bricks...