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October 05, 2017


"fairy tales are supposed to end with happily ever after"

For this story, that only happens after:

"...and they threw the evildoers down a well"

This has the structure and follows all of the tropes of evildoers in fairy tales .... witches having children over for lunch, kings luring princesses into beds full of peas, wolves in drag licking the earlobes of under aged blondes for a preliminary taste .... as the victims themselves whisper with nearly erotic complicity "Tell us":

'OTUS and FLOTUS stood side-by-side in the middle of more than a dozen couples who were lined up for an official photo. CJCS Dunford and his wife stood to their left. An unidentified military leader and his wife stood to POTUS’ right.

“Tell us when you’re ready,” POTUS told the photographer. “Be careful, don’t push.”

“Our faces are tired,” one of the spouses joked.

A couple of seconds later, POTUS pointed around the room and asked members of the pool, “you guys know what this represents?”

“Tell us,” one reporter responded.

“Maybe it’s the calm before the storm,” POTUS replied.

“What’s the storm?” another reporter asked. “On Iran? On ISIS? On what?”

“We have the world’s great military people,” POTUS replied. “Thank you all for coming.”

Kristen Welker of NBC News asked, “what storm Mr. President?”

“You’ll find out,” POTUS replied.

“Give us a hint on your Iran decision,” another reporter asked.

POTUS said “thank you, everybody” and pool was ushered out of the room.'

Add a drum roll for suspense and the frisson of pure terror of the storyteller as he observes his victims flinch as the lights suddenly go dim.

We are in the presence and the United States is in the hands of EVIL unsullied by human alloy ... rump and the Republican Party:

Like a Corleone putting the final touches on the next and consolidating round of the murders of his enemies, the villain is going to strike multiple targets.

The only question is whether the body count will be higher domestically than it is internationally.

Iran has a plan for what is coming, and I hope it is producing, with Russian and Chinese help, as many nuclear weapons as possible and starting negotiations with Mexico, Cuba, and Puerto Rico to get those weapons as close to the targeted center of EVIL as possible.

I doubt those on Obamacare have a plan after their plans are sabotaged.

The well is not big enough to handle the EVIL it was dug to accommodate.

The new republican finger-f*ck-their- mistresses-and-get-thee-to-an-upper-class-abortionist law (thinking even their trigger fingers possess powers no one else may wield):

"The new rules, which could be issued as soon as Friday, fulfill a campaign promise by President Trump and are sure to touch off a round of lawsuits on the issue.

More than 55 million women have access to birth control without co-payments because of the contraceptive coverage mandate, according to a study commissioned by the Obama administration. Under the new regulations, hundreds of thousands of women could lose birth control benefits they now receive at no cost under the Affordable Care Act."

Technically, all POTUS has done is decline to certify that Iran is in compliance (even though they are). But that certification is a requirement imposed by the US Congress, not by the treaty.

Which is to say, we are still participants in the treaty. And will only have abrogated the treaty when and if the Congress acts to reimpose sanctions or otherwise contravene it.

Given POTUS' fondness for empty gestures, this might be nothing more than another one. Even though it will doubtless reduce the chances that North Korea, for example, will be willing to enter into a new treaty on nuclear weapons with someone who has just demonstrated (yet again) that his word is worthless.

This isn't funny any longer:


As part of the George Kennan model for the containment of Evil, the rest of the world needs to isolate the dangerous waffle: America.

Start with forbidding any of their collective citizenry from shaking hands with a lying, treaty-breaking, deal-transgressing, back-stabbing Americano, whether it is the smallest business deal or ANY gummint gambit.

Airports across the world must install the tightest, most intrusive security procedures for American visitors and travelers of all walks of life. Anal cavity searches at the borders for every American going abroad must be de rigueur to rigorously investigate the roots of our forked tongues.

Keep automatic weapons trained on us as we lie about needing some sun at the seashore when really all we really intend is to f*ck something or someone in our own self-interest.

Security officers must be trained to know that during interrogation of every American a yes answer means no and a no answer means yes and a maybe means if you turn your back we will shoot you, and believing the eyes over the moving lips is pointless when in contact with Americans, practiced liars, deceivers, and traitors all, genetically incapable of a truthful answer, our self-dealing brain stems already skipping ahead to how we gonna f*ck these people in the end.

And to think I had such travel plans.

Maybe I'll be stuck with canoeing through downtown Houston.

I hope he wins and his fairy tale becomes reality:


Better, I think, that he loses. To a Democrat! And thus makes clear just how whacko the GOP in Alabama has become . . . even compared to the general view of Alabamans.

As the President of no one but the 62 million deplorable Gunimals in America plays a cute, suspenseful game of twenty questions with the threatened unveiling of our military might and the use of our nuclear arsenal some time next week, why wouldn't our nuclear-armed enemies launch their arsenals this weekend?


Thomas Day, Jr.

Snarki, one of the problems is that if I were to throw the evildoers down a well, I'd have to put on my captain Ahab hat and chase them down.

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