by Ugh
It's here! God it's like Christmas morning only without the presents, joy, holiday cheer, tree, decorations, and your crabby Uncle that nobody likes. Okay maybe not so much. Perhaps more like Lady Macbeth and the damn spot, at least with respect to the campaign.
My prediction - Hillary wins with 300+ electoral votes and Trump gives a mostly gracious - although at times caustic - concession speech. So I guess there could be some joy and holiday cheer. Senate is either 50/50 or 51-49 in favor of GOP. In the case of the latter we get 4 years of Mitch McConnell's jowls all over my Teevee. Yuck.
I can't wait for 2020!
Anyway - go vote and open thread!
(and if any of the other front pages want to add to this or take it down and put up your own thread - go right ahead!)
UPDATE: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk!
here we go.
bon chance, america.
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 08:40 AM
I can't wait for 2020!
or 2018 even
Posted by: cleek | November 08, 2016 at 08:41 AM
I voted early! (Out of town conference which got scheduled for this week. Grrr!) So I'm ahead of the game on that.
I've got both local and national wishes for this non-Christmas:
Nationally: the bigger disaster Trump sees, the better. If he at least comes close to losing Georgia and Texas, maybe my party will figure out that it needs to return to sanity. Losing the Senate might help with that.
Locally: I've got the opposite problem to the nation. I'm in a fairly Democratic area (like most of non-rural California is). Mostly moderates, which in California means fewer Republicans these days. But last time the Democrats nominated someone far enough left that a Republican not only made it thru the TopTwo primary but won the state Assembly seat. She's a fiscal conservative (albeit not an extreme one), but socially tolerant: pro-gay marriage, pro-choice, etc.
This time, we've got a different but similar Democrat on the ballot. I'm hoping my Assemblywoman doesn't get swept out in the anti-Trump surge. We are starting to get sane Republicans emerging at the local level again. And I'd like to see them rewarded by getting elected and re-elected.
Posted by: wj | November 08, 2016 at 08:50 AM
wj - it would be nice if the GOP could return to sanity, especially if they are going to continue to control the House through at least 2022, but I don't think a Trump disaster would be the catalyst.
Instead, he will have lost because he is not a "true conservative," and Hillary cheated, and because illegal immigrants voted, etc. etc.
I don't think the modern GOP is capable of introspection and substantial change, at least not in the short run (that being the next 12 years or so). The hater-wing of the party is too numerous and thus too powerful to condone any change.
That doesn't mean they can't win the next Presidential election - hell they might win this one, and if not they probably would have had they nominated any single one of the other candidates running.
Odds are Hillary will be in a worse position in 2020 than she is in now - that just seems to be the way of things for Presidents running for re-election. Unless the economy is growing like gangbusters, the underlying resentment will still be there, and again if the GOP can manage to nominate someone reasonably less repulsive than Trump, then they could win.
OTOH, I don't see why someone just as repulsive as Trump who does a good job of pushing the same buttons he does couldn't win the GOP nomination in 2020.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 09:22 AM
The good news is that my morning commute was a breeze. Lots of people off today. The bad news is that my trash will still be at the curb when I get home. It only occurred to me as I closed the door behind me last night while coming in after taking the trash out.
Posted by: hairshirthedonist | November 08, 2016 at 09:24 AM
Good luck, you all. I'll be up all night watching, and will check in here from time to time to see if anybody's posting.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 09:50 AM
I hope that, faced with the words "TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT" in the ballot box, many, many people, despite their response in the polls, will think to themselves: "Really? Do I really think this is a great idea?" and just not push the button for him.
Posted by: sanbikinoraion | November 08, 2016 at 10:23 AM
Ugh,I suspect your estimate of 12 years is about right. I base that on the fact that we here in California got a head start on the drive to total insanity, so we may well be ahead in the return as well.
Posted by: wj | November 08, 2016 at 10:38 AM
Twelve years is eleven years and 363 days too long.
Posted by: Countme-In | November 08, 2016 at 10:41 AM
Count, Rome wasn't built in a day. Nor, if you prefer, was it burned in a day.
Back in my youth, I came across a book called Grooks. Little verse aphorisms, one of which stuck with me:
Posted by: wj | November 08, 2016 at 11:11 AM
WROC in Rochester NY is doing a live feed of Susan B Anthony's grave.
https://www.facebook.com/News8WROC/?hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE
it's currently covered in "I Voted" stickers and there's a long line of people waiting to add their sticker and get their picture taken.
hopefully, tomorrow starts the days of never having to hear anything from Trump ever again.
Posted by: cleek | November 08, 2016 at 11:28 AM
bon chance, america.
Hmmph. I think this is definitely a situation where the more traditional and standard bon courage should be used.
Posted by: Nombrilisme Vide | November 08, 2016 at 12:00 PM
live feed of Susan B Anthony's grave...
Is that to monitor for signs of rotation, just in case ?
Meanwhile, for those who like to engage in a little schadenfreude....
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/in_darkness_and_in_secret_christie_votes_for_trump.html
Posted by: Nigel | November 08, 2016 at 12:18 PM
it would be nice if the GOP could return to sanity
Seriously, what is wrong with McMullen?
Everybody talking about how they wish there was some alternative to Trump. Well, there's your guy.
Would I want him to be POTUS? No, not really. I'm not a conservative, I don't agree with him on a lot of points.
Would it freak me the hell out if he were to be POTUS? No, not at all.
I really do see the roots of the whole (R) decline in Nixon's '72 campaign.
Vote for us, we hate hippies. Been like that ever since.
That's my analysis.
I think this is definitely a situation where the more traditional and standard bon courage should be used.
Well said, and noted.
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 12:22 PM
An interesting take on how big money didn't quite play out as the conventional wisdom thought it would at the beginning of the election.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 12:40 PM
Full disclosure - I know the author of that Post piece.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 12:55 PM
The excerpt below jumped out at me while I was reading this. I can't fathom WTF this guy is talking about.
Posted by: hairshirthedonist | November 08, 2016 at 03:14 PM
He meant that part of the Constitution that guarantees his feelings shall not be hurt.
Stand in line, Dagwood.
Posted by: Countme-In | November 08, 2016 at 03:17 PM
Vote for us, we hate hippies and forced bussing. Been like that ever since.
Fixed it for you.
wj,
Certainly there can be a "sane" GOP, but it will be a rump party, and unable to effectively project its policies (whatever the f those are)at a national level.
The vision of Bloomberg-Friedman for a "center" (right) party simply has not, and will not catch on.
There are fairly obvious reasons for this failure.
Posted by: bobbyp | November 08, 2016 at 03:19 PM
His rights, and the institutions that look after them, have been torn asunder by Russian/Republican espionage.
It's unprecedented and criminal:
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/11/08/the-maskirovka-slips-vi-the-grey-zone-attacked/
Posted by: Countme-In | November 08, 2016 at 03:20 PM
hsh, Marty has said a few times that Obama is a dictator. As far as I can recall, he's never really backed it up, except for maybe executive orders...?
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 03:22 PM
She voted for Hillary, I surmise. What a dick:
https://twitter.com/MthsBell/status/796051714570915840/photo/1
Maybe he didn't know who Mike Pence is and was looking at her ballot to get a hint.
Posted by: Countme-In | November 08, 2016 at 03:24 PM
Grooks
Piet Hein FTW!
Everything's either concave or -vex
So whatever you dream will be something with sex.
Posted by: joel hanes | November 08, 2016 at 03:33 PM
NV,
This one is for you.
As a long time plain vanilla-raging red Leftist, I deem this sound advise.
Just sayin'
Comrade bobbyp
Posted by: bobbyp | November 08, 2016 at 03:34 PM
Sam Wang has his Geek's Guide to the Election up, downloadable & printable. Particularly important:
also note:
Posted by: Doctor Science | November 08, 2016 at 03:51 PM
Obama is a dictator
he can't even do that right.
he allowed the election to happen! he plans to step down in two months! he didn't jail or kill his opponents! he never made Sharia law mandatory! guns are still legal!
worst. dictator. ever.
Posted by: cleek | November 08, 2016 at 03:51 PM
Clinton takes Dixville Notch.
Romney gets a write-in. Hey, why not.
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 03:52 PM
Doc, thanks for Sam Wang excerpt; I have fivethirtyeight interactive map up, but this quick note is very helpful.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 03:56 PM
“These eight years are the worst eight years I’ve seen in my life,” Bowers said. “It’s become a dictatorship, and if Hillary wins, she’ll continue that dictatorship.”
Translation: He's black, she's a woman. Oh, the horror.
Posted by: doretta | November 08, 2016 at 04:20 PM
As a long time plain vanilla-raging red Leftist, I deem this sound advise.
The only way I'm voting Clinton is if my sibling texts me in the next hour saying they've decided increasing the number after Trump's name by one is needful to show their support for Republican judicial appointees despite their hatred of the candidate. Barring that eventuality, voting-swapping will proceed as planned.
Posted by: Nombrilisme Vide | November 08, 2016 at 05:17 PM
Well, NV, nobody can ever say you aren't a person of principle.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 05:25 PM
It seems this is a little closer than I'd prefer.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 08:54 PM
Broward county get off your ass and report your votes!
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 08:59 PM
Banana Republic here we come
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 09:33 PM
This is incredibly worrying. The New York Times is saying Trump has a 59% chance of winning the presidency.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 09:42 PM
i give up
Posted by: cleek | November 08, 2016 at 09:43 PM
Looks like Florida isn't going to save us and let it be an early night. Ugh.
Posted by: Sebastian H | November 08, 2016 at 09:54 PM
Vote suppression + James Comey + 3rd parties = trump win.
Plus all those people who vote for him of course.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 09:56 PM
Time to binge-watch The Man In The High Castle again. Just in case you need to get acclimated to "the new normal".
Posted by: Snarki, child of Loki | November 08, 2016 at 09:58 PM
it ain't over, but it ain't looking good.
no matter how this plays out, I really don't feel like this is my country. I don't feel like I belong here, and I have nowhere else.
I'm profoundly ashamed of this nation. I don't know who we are anymore.
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 10:02 PM
We're a nation of scared children with access to nuclear weapons, Russell. Never forget, when it comes down to it, vast swaths of this country are more than willing to swap liberty in exchange for a bully's promise that he'll beat up whoever is hurting us, no matter the consequences.
Posted by: Areala | November 08, 2016 at 10:07 PM
russell, I know exactly how you feel, it's exactly how millions of us felt after the Brexit vote, and for most of the same reasons. I feel for you, and for all of us.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 10:07 PM
US stock futures down 2.5%
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 10:09 PM
"US stock futures down 2.5%"
get used to it. it's just the beginning.
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 10:14 PM
I'm terrified.
Posted by: byomtov | November 08, 2016 at 10:14 PM
Time to binge-watch The Man In The High Castle again. Just in case you need to get acclimated to "the new normal".
I'm pretty sure "the new normal" is way more "the new normal" than I need. I think I'll binge-watch Freaks and Geeks.
Posted by: sapient | November 08, 2016 at 10:14 PM
I feel sick. Were the polls off? Two of the remaining battelground states are voter suppression states. If the Republicans make the next Supreme Court appontments, representative government is over here.
Posted by: wonkie | November 08, 2016 at 10:16 PM
Nate Silver on FiveThirtyEight always gave Trump much more chance than other pollsters, but still gave him only a 28.6% probability when 538 shut up shop. But that was versus single figures from most others.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 10:21 PM
It's looking like Hillary is going to have to win something she wasn't expected to win.
Come on Iowa!
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 10:23 PM
And Ohio goes to Trump...
NH went Kerry/Obama x2, Trump is leading...
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 10:26 PM
The NYT has him at an 86% probability
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 10:30 PM
Seems as if Trump wins either Michigan or Wisconsin it's over. He's leading both.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 10:33 PM
Didn't Wisconsin impose some strong vote suppression measures in this past year or so? Looks like it...
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 10:45 PM
Looks like all done to Michigan or Nevada. Seriously?
Posted by: Sebastian H | November 08, 2016 at 10:48 PM
Is that a typo Sebastian? What does it mean?
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 10:52 PM
He meant "down to"
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 10:54 PM
house and Senate aren't looking good either.
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 10:57 PM
Thanks Ugh, I thought that might be it but couldn't make sense of the Nevada mention. However, I see her path now looks almost non-existent, so I guess I don't need to understand every arcane detail.
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 11:00 PM
Senate is gone - just called Wisconsin against Feingold.
So we are going to either test whether Clinton can get a SCOTUS nominee through a GOP controlled Senate or a Trump Presidency.....
I'd take a deal of an 8 member supreme court until 2021 in exchange for a Clinton win.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:00 PM
Michigan is tightening right now.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:02 PM
Dow futures down 3.7%, NASDAQ 4.4%
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:04 PM
Sorry I meant that it looks like we need Nevada or maybe Michigan. And I was despairing that it could all come to Nevada.
Posted by: Sebastian H | November 08, 2016 at 11:06 PM
Doesn't she need Wisconsin too?
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:10 PM
We're seriously fncked here, folks.
Posted by: hairshirthedonist | November 08, 2016 at 11:13 PM
It seems lots of people missed that Trump's continual pounding on a "rigged" system and things being stolen from him is that was a key GOTV mechanism for him. They were rightly concerned this would cause problems should Trump lose (and he still might....), but ISTM it drove a lot of people who might not otherwise have voted to the polls to ensure that the election wasn't stolen from Trump.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:14 PM
I'd take a deal of an 8 member supreme court until 2021 in exchange for a Clinton win.
Before tonight, I might have taken you up on that. Had it been up to us.
Posted by: bc | November 08, 2016 at 11:14 PM
My friends are broadcasting live now: https://theringer.com/keepin-it-1600-live-2016-election-night-show-5bc9d1824835#.r5lc7t92d
Posted by: sapient | November 08, 2016 at 11:15 PM
I say they're my friends, not because I know them, but because they make me feel better. They are wonderful, hopeful people.
Posted by: sapient | November 08, 2016 at 11:17 PM
She does need Wisconsin - Tapper just said on CNN all the electoral projections had her winning Wisconsin and that Clinton didn't set foot in the state since winning the Democratic Primary.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:19 PM
No Wisconsin already counted for trump so far as I can tell.
Posted by: Sebastian H | November 08, 2016 at 11:19 PM
If HRC pulls it off, she owes Gary Johnson dinner and the ambassadorship of his choice. This is crazy.
Posted by: MckinneyTexas | November 08, 2016 at 11:19 PM
We could have a 269-269 tie if she wins NH MI PA WA but loses WI.
Trump lead down to 15000 in MI.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:24 PM
McKinney: Xactly.
And look how close Virginia would have been sans McMullin.
Posted by: bc | November 08, 2016 at 11:24 PM
Actually, only Jon Favreau is my hero here at the moment.
Posted by: sapient | November 08, 2016 at 11:27 PM
Not sure you can give all of Johnson's votes to Trump in the absence of a Johnson run. Probably depends on the state.
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:29 PM
I'm considering going to bed.
I'm so sorry you guys, this is looking just unbelievably awful. I've no doubt we'll all discuss the implications in the coming weeks, and I wouldn't be surprised if Canada receives many requests for citizenship - in fact coincidentally just as I was typing that I heard on the TV that the Canadian Immigration website has crashed! Somebody's going to have to stage an intervention on the Count or there could be big trouble ahead....
Posted by: Girl from the North Country | November 08, 2016 at 11:32 PM
So Trump wins 270-268 because NH splits its Electoral votes by Congressional district?
Posted by: Ugh | November 08, 2016 at 11:48 PM
is it too late to cut the confederacy loose?
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2016 at 11:57 PM
I guess we now have to rely on the GOP orthodoxy Trump went off the reservation on, like LGBT rights and maybe abortion rights?
Can we hope he nominates someone to SCOTUS that's not Sam Alito part 2?
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:01 AM
is it too late to cut the confederacy loose?
I used to be agin it but I'm for it now. (Please can you adopt VA? We did right!)
Posted by: sapient | November 09, 2016 at 12:01 AM
So suppose Trump orders the IRS to stop auditing him...
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:05 AM
She's going to lose PA....
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:06 AM
How about dividing up California while we are at it?
Posted by: bc | November 09, 2016 at 12:08 AM
The real question is can he take PA. That would make it all over. Just flipped red.
Posted by: Marty | November 09, 2016 at 12:09 AM
America you fucking idiots. I woke up from a stress dream where I discovered my one year old walking around the (non existent) swimming pool next door, but couldn't fetch her without locking myself out of the house, slightly panicked, and thought I'd just check in on Clinton's 4% poll lead. Now I can't get back to sleep.
2016 will surely go down as one of the most awful years in history.
Posted by: sanbikinoraion | November 09, 2016 at 12:14 AM
Trump winning popular vote too but I imagine that will flip when all votes are counted in CA, but not by much.
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:18 AM
Sorry, it could be a 270-268 trump win because of Maine's electoral vote split, but looking like a trump blowout.
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:19 AM
America you fucking idiots.
No, its deplorables. Please get it straight.
Posted by: bc | November 09, 2016 at 12:21 AM
Sooo... Mike Pence is now in charge since Trump has taken care of the winning?
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:23 AM
When is Obamacare repealed?
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:28 AM
Looks as though Clinton will win the popular vote while losing the electoral college comprehensively.
With the benefit of hindsight, she seems to have spent a lot of time and money in the wrong states. Though whether that really mattered...
The next four years are going to be... different.
I'm not sure how a president Trump will meet the expectations of those who voted for him other than the xenophobia thing.
Posted by: Nigel | November 09, 2016 at 12:35 AM
No votes reported out of Lebanon County, PA? That was one of the counties where the machines were showing straight democrat ticket when the votes were cast R. Hmmm. And the county is apparently 53% R to 33% D. OTOH,the total number of precincts not reporting statewide seems evenly divided between "red" and "blue" counties. This is going to be close.
Posted by: bc | November 09, 2016 at 12:38 AM
Trump is right that I am sick of his winning.
Posted by: Ugh | November 09, 2016 at 12:42 AM
This is a bad night to be alone. But on the other hand at least I'm gay and alone in California. Many hugs to brothers and sisters in scarier states.
Posted by: Sebastian H | November 09, 2016 at 01:18 AM
THE WHITE RACE HAS SPOKEN!!!!
Posted by: bobbyp | November 09, 2016 at 01:19 AM
Oh this body-mind is such a blind and ignorant fool
Posted by: b9n10nt | November 09, 2016 at 02:02 AM
The chumps who voted for He, Trump will now have 4 more years of feeling overlooked, disrespected, and screwed by The Establishment. Only The Establishment will now be He, Trump and the three Little Trumps -- populists of the first order.
Marty will no doubt enjoy the cheap and fabulous medical care he will have, now that we libruls have been properly chastised. So that's the upside, I suppose.
--TP
Posted by: Tony P. | November 09, 2016 at 02:14 AM
Crazy fact: Trump got somewhere in the range of 30% of the Latino vote in Florida. 538 cite
Posted by: Sebastian H | November 09, 2016 at 03:11 AM
I wonder if any of those Republicans who rejected Trump (McCain, Graham) would caucus with the Dems? Wonder if there are enough to take control?
Posted by: liberal japonicus | November 09, 2016 at 03:14 AM
"Crazy fact: Trump got somewhere in the range of 30% of the Latino vote in Florida"
Cubans
Posted by: russell | November 09, 2016 at 03:18 AM