by Doctor Science
For many years the motto of the UHaul company, painted in large letters on all their vehicles, was "Adventures in Moving". I don't know whose idea this was, because it's got to be one of the worst mottoes in the history of advertising. "Adventures" is precisely what I *don't* want when I'm moving -- I want everything to be boring, predictable, without a hitch or even a good anecdote.
I did not get my wish. I won't tell you all our so-called "adventures", because it would be boring for you and traumatic for me, but it involved things like: discovering two different large pieces of furniture didn't fit where they were supposed to go; no running water on Christmas Eve; very few showers; and that sinking feeling that you really, really own too many books.
On the bright side, we haven't completely moved out of the old place, which is a rental only 2 miles away, so we had someplace to go for water, showers, etc. And within 24 hours things had recovered enough that we could flush toilets (occasionally), and yesterday we even ran the dishwasher! The microbes are all dead, but we're just rolling with the arsenic, for now ...
This is why:
Photo by me. Clearly, I'm not yet very good at taking landscape photos, especially the part where the blue sky looks blue, but this should give you a general sense of how sweeping and lovely the view is from our porch. Every time I see it, it lifts my heart.
So with all these adventures, I am actually glad that illness kept my parents and brother from making it down for the holidays. I'm also glad the kids are old enough that we could all emotionally detach from present-giving, and concentrate on getting our house kinda sorta in order.
Not to mention figuring out how the appliances work. I keep singing the Jetsons theme song, though somehow I keep segueing into Meet the Flintstones, probably because it's a better song. Between the induction range, the microwave-in-a-drawer, the electronic water management system, and the feature-laden Bosch dishwasher, I definitely feel all Space Age.
One reason the holidays got short shrift this year is because I'm suffering from massive decision fatigue. I know there are people who can shop or arrange things for hours and be energized by the process, but I honestly can't imagine how their brains work. I worked with a kitchen and bathroom designer this time in large part because if I'd had to do things like choose grout colors I would have melted down like the Witch of the West.
I'll post more pictures of the new kitchen later, and in just a bit I'll put up a spoilery post about our Christmas observance. Meanwhile, have at it.
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