by liberal japonicus
If you are like me, you may have assumed that the conching in this title is another bizarre and short-lived stunt like planking or owling. It's not:
Attention hipsters and other people seeking hipness: there’s a new fad catching on in Western Australia's Shark Bay, and you won’t want to be the last to to post pictures of yourself imitating it to your Tumblr feed. “Conching” is a method by which Indo-Pacific bottlenose dolphins are trapping small fish in conch shells, bringing the shells to the surface, and then shaking them with their rostrums to clear out the water and dump the fish into their mouths. More remarkably, the trend appears to be spreading throughout an entire population of dolphins, and fast.
To all the cetaceans out there: Sorry you have to share a planet with us, guys. You deserve better.
To all the cetaceans out there: Sorry you have to share a planet with us, guys. You deserve better.
Seconded. Hang in there. It won't last much longer.
Posted by: bobbyp | August 25, 2011 at 10:06 PM
and if you've ever shaken anything with your rostrum you know how painful yhat can be.
Posted by: Skippy Thebushkangaroo | August 26, 2011 at 01:04 AM
Sub-human conching by the murderous death merchants Phil Gramm and Rick Perry:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/25/rick-perry-texas-life-insurance-scheme_n_935666.html
via Dkos
Ghoulish murderous filth. I hope they gain the Presidency and both Houses of Congress.
Posted by: Countme-In | August 26, 2011 at 05:35 AM
Ugh Jr. #2 arrived this past Wednesday morning, likely scared from his previous warm abode in Washington DC by the earthquake (I imagine he said to himself, paraphrasing C-3PO, "it's quite possible this uterus is not entirely stable."). Mama, baby, and his older brother are doing quite well (don't ask about me).
Happy weekend all!
Posted by: Ugh | August 26, 2011 at 09:38 AM
Hey Ugh, the kid is brave! First an earthquake, then a hurricane!
When I was pregnant with my 2nd, I was looking forward to the chance to fill in all the blanks of things I thought I had missed the first time around. Heh. What was I thinking, to imagine that the stuff I didn't have time to do when I had an infant, I would miraculously have time to do when I had an infant and a toddler.
:)
Congratulations to all of you. Have fun!
Posted by: JanieM | August 26, 2011 at 10:06 AM
As it happens, I saw this post (and the linked article) just after watching the documentary "The Cove". It's just horrific what we do to this intelligent and friendly species for the sake of entertainment.
Posted by: Don K | August 26, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Congratulations, but I think you need to rethink the Ugh Jr. #2. Might I suggest Ugh fils?
Posted by: liberal japonicus | August 26, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I'm wondering just what the hell you're referring to, Don K. Conching is something the dolphins do all by themselves.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | August 26, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Slarti, the phrase "just after watching the documentary 'The Cove'" might be the context you're looking for, since it's about, you know, slaughtering dolphins. He's not talking about what the dolphins are doing, he's talking about what we do to them in light of things like "conching."
You know, juxtaposition, and irony, and suchlike?
Posted by: Phil | August 26, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Might be. I really don't know. I'm not familiar with The Cove. You assume I am, somehow.
Juxtaposed with liberaljaponicus' Sorry you have to share a planet with us, guys. You deserve better. it appeared to be additional commentary on how awful this whole conching thing is. Context can be tricky, sometimes.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | August 26, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I've heard of The Cove, but wouldn't be able to watch it. Hearing about it was horrible enough. What a different world we would have if we could appreciate the creatures around us.
Congratulations, Ugh!
Posted by: sapient | August 26, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Y'ever see two ex-Marines meet?
They speak a funny language to each other. Not like us normal American types, who speak English in company.
Semper fi, they declaim to each other in Latin, not caring whether the rest of know what the heck they are saying.
We have one of those ex-Marine guys as our Senator out here in Colorado.
You'd think, having his own special language, he wouldn't mind that election ballots are printed in English AND another latinate language, would ya?
No such luck. He's got a bill he's going to introduce making multilingual ballots illegal on a national basis.
Don't know what he plans to do with e pluribus unum
It's always the same with these guys.
semper idem
Posted by: Countme-In | August 26, 2011 at 01:29 PM
I'm, like, so Nineties, having never heard of planking or owling before today. I must be getting old, because both seem incredibly stupid, to the point that I'm glad I had never heard of them and that I wish I were still totally ignorant of their existences. But I've never been much of a hipster, even in my youth, which makes me feel rather hip in a "fnck your stupid fads" kind of way. That makes the getting old go much more smoothly, to boot. I haven't lost it, since I never had it, but I never wanted it, so I don't regret it.
That, or I'm just telling myself all of this so I can feel better - about getting old and being clueless.
Posted by: hairshirthedonist | August 26, 2011 at 03:52 PM
What a different world we would have if we could appreciate the creatures around us.
This may be more about respecting than appreciating, but read "The Tiger" by John Vaillant. If tigers had opposable thumbs, we'd have been extinct eons ago.
Posted by: debbie | August 26, 2011 at 07:03 PM
debbie: "This may be more about respecting than appreciating"
Appreciating perhaps comes before respecting, but both. And, yes.
In the meantime, I'm so grateful for any natural encounter I have. Thank [ ] for the fact that it's still possible to see someone of another species and behold.
Posted by: sapient | August 26, 2011 at 07:13 PM
Ugh,
Mazel tov!!
Posted by: Bernard Yomtov | August 26, 2011 at 07:16 PM
Perhaps more appropriately,
Mrs. Ugh -- Mazel tov!
Posted by: wj | August 27, 2011 at 12:06 AM
congrats, Ugh!
Posted by: cleek | August 27, 2011 at 01:11 PM
Congratulations, Ugh!
Posted by: KCinDC | August 27, 2011 at 08:23 PM
"Until such observations are recorded though, Mr. Allen says it is too early to rush to any conclusions."
So much for that...
Posted by: Scott de B. | August 29, 2011 at 07:04 AM
Thanks all. We made it through the hurricane just fine, without a single loss of power (a minor miracle for us Pepco dependents).
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