by publius
The parent company is in ruthless cost-cutting mode on “30 Rock” this season, thanks to what the Republican-supporting, Wall Street-loving boss, Jack Donaghy ( Alec Baldwin ), smoothly refers to as “Comrade Obama’s recession.”
NBC pages no longer receive overtime, and pink slips rain down in almost every department. Jack’s huge salary and bonus, however, are exempt. “My talents are more valuable than yours, so I am paid accordingly, and therefore I am entitled to my bonus,” Jack says to the hayseed page, Kenneth (Jack McBrayer).
What's worse is that an activist judge just fined Dr. Orly Taitz $20,000 for telling the truth about Black Jesus' birth certificate.
Posted by: Noise Machine | October 15, 2009 at 11:22 AM
“My talents are more valuable than yours, so I am paid accordingly, and therefore I am entitled to my bonus,”
If he's so good, why are so many people losing their jobs.
(I know he's fictional, just sayin'!)
Posted by: someotherdude | October 15, 2009 at 11:24 AM
If he's so good, why are so many people losing their jobs.
You just don't have the right goals in mind, s.o.d.
Posted by: hairshirthedonist | October 15, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Ok, I've had enough. Noise Machine, you can write the kitty when you're done being noisy, and maybe the kitty will let you back in.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | October 15, 2009 at 02:33 PM
Ok, I've had enough. Noise Machine, you can write the kitty when you're done being noisy, and maybe the kitty will let you back in.
You're banning him just for being a birther? Mind you, I think the birthers are insane. But how does that violate the posting rules?
Posted by: Pericles | October 15, 2009 at 03:16 PM
You may address all questions to the kitty, Pericles. Shoot us an email.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | October 15, 2009 at 03:21 PM
I don't care that much anyway. It's not my job. I guess referring to Obama as Black Jesus is not really kosher.
Posted by: Pericles | October 15, 2009 at 03:26 PM
Maybe it was the near-incessant yammering. Write the kitty and find out!
Posted by: Slartibartfast | October 15, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Write the kitty and find out!
Who is the kitty and how do I write it?
Posted by: Pericles | October 15, 2009 at 03:55 PM
it's the email link under the picture of the kitty at the top left, Pericles
Posted by: Larv | October 15, 2009 at 04:00 PM
kitty: upper left, "email me"
Posted by: Ugh | October 15, 2009 at 04:01 PM
Pericles, in the upper lefthand corner of this page there is a kitty with a sniper rifle. The mascot of Obsidian Wings. Below him is a link that reads "Email Me". That link will give you the email address [email protected]
Posted by: DecidedFenceSitter | October 15, 2009 at 04:01 PM
Thanks everyone. I don't know why I didn't see that. I just emailed it.
Posted by: Pericles | October 15, 2009 at 04:06 PM
"in the upper lefthand corner of this page there is a kitty with a sniper rifle."
OMG! A rifle!? That's what the kitty is holding!? And all this time I thought it was just a can-opener, seen from the side so the little thingee you twist to open the can was seen edge on. And I thought the kitty just wanted somebody to open a can of tuna fish for dinner.
Now we see the violins inherent in the system.
Posted by: ThatLeftTurnInABQ | October 15, 2009 at 06:56 PM
Violins inherited the system? What does that even mean?
Posted by: A.J. | October 16, 2009 at 03:54 PM