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January 25, 2009

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What a grotesque, Foxesque opening to that article.

Not to go all extremist on you all, or anything, but the New York Times sure is terrible at reporting the news.

You fail to understand how dangerous these terrorists are. They've all been trained to build nuclear devices out of aluminum foil and sporks. The danger, should one escape from prison and locate a KFC, is apocalyptic.

Let me get this straight: The right-wingers who told us for years that "evil" and hatred for our "freedoms" motivated terrorists to, oh, hijack planes and crash them into American buildings now argue that terrorists need a new motivation to do so---and that motivation is a hopeless prison break? And we should shape our policies around removing that motivation?

I wonder what policy tips Geraghty might have for us if he applied this mode of thinking to a remotely plausible scenario, rather than a bad rewrite of Con Air. I swear our political opposition can't tell the difference between bad action movies and reality.

Geraghty clearly has seen too many bad movies or has been playing too many video games. What kind of ninny could think that if terrorists somehow managed again to hijack airliners and crash them into American buildings they'd go after federal prisons in some harebrained scheme to free terrorists? After all, even though we had major terrorists in our federal prisons, for some reason on 9/11 the terrorists chose to target symbols of our national identity in our commercial and political capitals, and it seemed to fulfill their goal of dramatically heightening tensions between Americans and the Islamic world. And, of course, crashing a plane into their prison would be far more likely to kills to kill the inmates than to free them, especially as people who've never lived in the US would seem poor candidates to get away even if they somehow managed to escape the prison's walls.

Obviously, the plane idea is impractical. Instead we should fear a commando operation, dozens of heavily armed terrorists who've infiltrated the US or been organized here, and who for some inexplicable reason decide to attack a heavily armed isolated fortified structure. From the terrorists' perspective it's still a crazy idea, but at least it's one that's less likely to kill their imprisoned comrades than crashing a plane into them. Just in case, we should probably round up the members of the United Pastry Jihad.

Why should they fly airliners into prisons when the approved method is bouncing bombs dropped from planes*? Have those people watched the wrong type of bad movies?
Other methods: helicopters or balloons (cf. Superman II). Maybe we can get some contractor equipping all prisons with heavy flak and SAMs. That would clearly make the GOP happy.
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More seriously, Supermax prisons are from what I read not much more humane than Gitmo and some common practices used there (e.g. de facto indefinite solitary confinement) may cross into torture territory.

*only in the fictional movies, the real event (documented on film by the RAF) used more conventional ordnance.

I'm not unsympathetic to some of the challenges regarding the closing of Guantanamo, but this aspect of the debate is just bizarre.

I'm British and we've got our convicted jihadists in prison on the mainland. If you started shrieking that it was vital to imprison them on an island somewhere, people would think you'd gone funny-peculiar. The French also have lots of imprisoned radical Islamists.

In the real world, this isn't an issue. There are plenty of genuine issues, but this isn't one of them. If you hear any Heartland Real Americans squealing about the prospect of imprisoning terrorists in The Homeland, tell them from me that the Euro-commies think they're a bunch of pussies.

You fail to understand how dangerous these terrorists are. They've all been trained to build nuclear devices out of aluminum foil and sporks. The danger, should one escape from prison and locate a KFC, is apocalyptic.

I guess that makes it official, then: MacGyver has gone to the Dark Side.

Look, you are going to get some brilliant structural engineer robbing a bank who has the prison plans tatooed on his back and then they are out and threatening to take down the government. Better safe than sorry, I say.

"Bunch of pussies"

yeah I was thinking that the squawks of outrage sounded an awful lot like cowardice to me.

Actually, my personal opinion is that, unless they were placed into solitary confinement, most of the real dangerous ones would be dead within a month at the latest.

"I'm British and we've got our convicted jihadists in prison on the mainland. If you started shrieking that it was vital to imprison them on an island somewhere, people would think you'd gone funny-peculiar."

LOL! Well, I should hope so; Your "mainland" IS an island, it would be kind of redundant, wouldn't it? Kind of like us insisting that they be shipped off to a continent someplace.

Yeah, this is a pretty stupid objection, to a fairly sensible move.

Brett: Your "mainland" IS an island, it would be kind of redundant, wouldn't it?

Actually, the UK is many islands, some of them much smaller than others. Basically we're an archipelago with some slightly complicated historical issues about jurisdiction over parts of it, plus of course the Republic of Ireland.

But we are a lot braver about terrorists than Americans, it seems.

Elemenope: MacGyver has gone to the Dark Side.

"That's what makes you so hard to beat, MacGyver. No one knows what you're going to do next; including you."

Funny how when Geraghty wants to talk about dangerous non-terrorist prisoners, the first thing that pops into his mind are black street gangs. It apparently doesn't occur to his rather limited imagination to worry about what members of the Aryan Nations gang, or Russian organized-crime rings, might be willing to do in order to break out of prison - and their compadres are already in the US.

this whole argument is fake. it's just a way for wingnuts to keep screaming about Obama.

But we are a lot braver about terrorists than Americans, it seems.

Not fair: you have more experience.

I swear our political opposition can't tell the difference between bad action movies and reality.

Posted by: mss | January 25, 2009 at 04:04 AM

"Can't" or "won't"???

I guess that makes it official, then: MacGyver has gone to the Dark Side.

Yeah, they turned him while he was on the run from Patty and Selma...

nitpick: Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman is in prison in Butner NC, not Butler.

To carry this ridiculous scenerio even farther, let's suppose they break out of prison. What then? Wearing their orange jumpsuits, armed with...erm... something... they make their getaway in... well, something. And neither the cops nor the military will be able to stop them, because...well, for some reason...

Methinks the fear-mongerers need to do a little more work on this one.

"Other methods: helicopters or balloons (cf. Superman II)."

Superman III, a movie that was never made.

Jim Geraghty and the Repubicans in Congress just have hyperactive imaginations.

Geraght and the Republicans in Congress are either a bunch of bedwetting cowards or think Americans are (probably both, actually).

Florence Supermax.

Who wouldn't want to stay a weekend?

Another curious thing: terrorism's operational MO can pretty much be boiled down to suicide. Therefore, what makes an operative worth his salt is his willingness to take one for the team. Otherwise, there's not much value added for any one individual terrorist. How, then, is an imprisoned terrorist half a world away worth more than an unincarcerated one, present and ready for duty? Are the imprisoned ones somehow higher quality? Presumably, if they were really good terrorists, they would have already been dead by now.

This is presented somewhat in jest, but the question is pertinent: what actual value would these guys have to the movement if they're locked down in a maximum security prison? Is it actually more than none?

Bouncing bombs are real; they were indeed used against dams.

What happened to my post? Here a moment ago.

This is presented somewhat in jest, but the question is pertinent: what actual value would these guys have to the movement if they're locked down in a maximum security prison? Is it actually more than none?

There is some PR/Martyrdom recruitment value, but no more than there would be if they were housed in GTMO.

Geraghty clearly has seen too many bad movies or has been playing too many video games.
Hardly new to the wingnuts. Surely you remember when St. Ronny "remembered" something-or-other about WW2 that had actually been a scene he acted in a movie.

A Wing And A Prayer:

[...] In the 1980 presidential campaign, Ronald Reagan repeatedly told a heartbreaking story of a World War II bomber pilot who ordered his crew to bail out after his plane had been seriously damaged by an enemy hit. His young belly gunner was wounded so seriously that he was unable to evacuate the bomber. Reagan could barely hold back his tears as he uttered the pilot's heroic response: "Never mind. We'll ride it down together." ...this story was an almost exact duplicate of a scene in the 1944 film "A Wing and a Prayer." Reagan had apparently retained the facts but forgotten their source (Schacter 1996, 287).

Chill out, indeed! I'm with you hilzoy, what's important to recognize in this debate is, that we ARE a very elite country with a prison industrial complex, second to none, or at least very damn few. We have the best and biggest prisons of anywhere, with the biggest and toughest guards (China and N.Korea ( tough, but mostly small), and we have a lot of love to share - as in tough love. We also have alot of people who may need aplace to stay as we continue to empty houses of the not so deserving ( they should have known better than try to attain something they couldn't afford).

Stimulating the prison economy offers a double bang for the buck, more employment and profits for the corporations that now depend on this income and a remarkably secure place to house people We also enjoy the highest per captia incarceration rate of any country in the world and we could help distance ourselves from those green with envy States like Egypt, China, Pakistan who covet our top spot in this competitive and not just symbolic arena of running a well behaved country. People seen to overlook that we have a faltering economy that could use a stimulus and our prison industrial complex has performed admirably, and could by expanding its constituency, provide lots of jobs in construction and of course guarding dangerous criminals like marijuana users, pornographers (not good ones like Clarence Thomas) and would also be in keeping with our welcome engraved on the Statue of Liberty, ""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

We all know that for the message (or the Statue) to have any meaning at all that rights like due process, Habeass Corpus, rules of evidence can not be just shared with anyone, why would anyone even want to come here if they could enjoy what we fought for and earned with the blood of our forefathers. We recognize that these rights are a privilege not to be shared willy nilly with the rest of the world cnn captured it better than even Sarah Palin could have expressed it right HERE. I join you in applauding our prison system but caution we shouldn't lose sight of what else could be at stake here like letting our ideals and values be commandered by people who don't deserve them. We should also give the Bush Administration credit for letting Americans know that they can't just take this stuff for granted, that certain misbehaviors can result in their lose, individually speaking of course. Respectfully submitted in a penitent, redemptive spirit, Knowdoubt

efgoldman: Surely you remember when St. Ronny "remembered" something-or-other about WW2 that had actually been a scene he acted in a movie.

Yes, but Ronald Reagan had Alzheimers. That he "remembered as fact" a scene from a movie he had acted in, is not really surprising and not politically blameworthy: he just shouldn't have been allowed to become President.

It seems to me that, if these suspected terrorists are so dangerous and the likelihood so high that they, should they somehow gain their freedom, will successfully kill Americans, those who think there is no option, short of keeping these suspected terrorits indefinitely in Guantanamo, sufficient to ensure the safety of the Homeland, they should further advocate the immediate execution of these suspected terrorists. That would be the surest way to prevent these suspected terrorits from committing more acts of terror. Or is there something preventing people from advocating such a position? And might that something be same thing that tells us we must close Guantanamo?

Almost nothing we as a country do about our prisons is rational, why should this be any different? (I could leave out "about our prisons," but that's another story). Forex, why do property values fall when a prison is built nearby? A homeowner is probably in less danger from escaped cons than from lighting strikes, and the bail bondsmen, storefront lawyers, and other such 'unsavory' business associated with prisoners are more likely to set up shop near the courthouse (and they cause little if any trouble anyhow). Work release programs are seldom right nearby, and even if they are, so what?

There's an ick factor here that has nothing to do with actual risk. Maybe it's a media thing -- we spend so much time watching eeevul people threatening or assaulting others onscreen that the risk seems more real than an equal or larger risk we have not visualized (like lightning). So Mr. Homeowner would rather risk lightning than being Attacked By A Bad Guy (TM). And just as it was 'obviously' worse for a white woman in the Jim Crow South to be sexually assaulted by a black man than by a nice white frat boy, it's obviously worse to have a terrorist (Arab) icking up your neighborhood than an ordinary depraved murderer. Apparently it's so bad that the ick spreads from the neighborhood to the whole country.

"I'll never understand people. Even being one doesn't seem to help." - Spider Robinson.

Gary, I know that the bouncing bombs were real and effective but they were not used in the RAF attack on a prison in France. The movie very loosely based on that event (Mosquito Squadron*) used them on dry land!!!.
Lex Luthor was freed in Superman II (produced back to back with the first part) by balloon and escaped (without intermediate landing?) to the North Pole. Never seen any later Superman movies (and I watched the first two only for their cultural influence not for any quality they may or not possess**).


*which was a ripoff of 633 Squadron, which in turn was a ripoff of The Dambusters (all three were later ripped off by George Lucas for the first Star Wars)
**I have seen more infantile movies (even non-Disney ones) but that doesn't say much since I suffer from trashophilia cinematica.

"...but they were not used in the RAF attack on a prison in France."

Sorry, I didn't catch that you were referring to such a thing; I was referring to the real story of The Dambusters.

"Never seen any later Superman movies"

They don't exist. Superman Returns pretty well sucks, too, though for different reasons.

Never seen any later Superman movies

After Christopher Reeve had his terrible accident, I think that there must have been a certain amount of feeling against the idea of casting a new actor to play Superman. At least, irrational though I know it would have been, I'd have felt iffy about going to see a film where someone else had taken the cloak, while Reeve was still alive...

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