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May 15, 2008

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Those crazy arabs are so irrational! I mean, what's not to love about concrete? And the nice Americans are not only giving the arabs concrete for free, they're also building stuff with it. Talk about ungrateful and crazy...

Wow, it really IS just like the German occupation, only instead of separating Europe from Russia, we're separating one neighborhood from the rest of the planet. That's almost exactly the same, and I know our liberating troops will now be welcomed with flowers by the free and independent people of the Green Zone, now to be re-named "Iraq."

The country previously known as "Iraq" will be renamed either the VMZ (very-militarized zone) or with an unpronounceable symbol which will ensure that everyone stops talking about it.

Thus, our predictions of victory are proved correct. Take that, America-haters!

Hey, the Berlin Wall was was extremly popular!
The West used it as an open air art gallery and the East had all citizens regularly sign declarations how happy they were about the anti-fascist protective barrier (antifaschistischer Schutzwall). Both sides also had lots of look-outs to allow to truly appreciate the panorama (low ones for many people on the Western side, high ones for just 2-3 on the Eastern side. The shouts of "rebuild the wall" (Baut die Mauer wieder auf!) never fell silent after the reunion and it could (and still can) be heard in East and West. Obviously the US are in need of a concrete appreciation campaign for Iraqis. What about painting great portraits of Mohammed and Allah on those walls and having a big pork&beer session after the completion of each major segement? If that does not work, I don't know what to do with those sandn|ggers?

"Those crazy arabs are so irrational! I mean, what's not to love about concrete? And the nice Americans are not only giving the arabs concrete for free, they're also building stuff with it. Talk about ungrateful and crazy..."

Wait until the concrete is painted. That will make all the difference.

Also, we may eventually serve lemon chicken in Sadr City, and that will wipe away all possible grievances.

"Wow, it really IS just like the German occupation, only instead of separating Europe from Russia,"

How's that? How did any part of German occupation separate Europe from Russia?

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