by hilzoy
Since I couldn't get into TypePad last night, I didn't have a chance to write about Alberto Gonzales' appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday. (Transcripts here: I, II, III.) Having slept on it, his performance seems even more astonishing than it did yesterday.
Think about it: he has had a very long time to prepare for this hearing. It's plainly important. The Senators had, and made available to him in advance, a lot of very specific questions. And he not only failed to answer them, he didn't even seem to be trying to answer them. Instead, he kept saying the same vague and banal things over and over again: he can't recall any specifics; he wasn't involved in the process; nonetheless he takes full responsibility, though apparently he has no idea for what; there is no evidence in the record that anyone acted for improper reasons; clearly, the process could have been improved; nonetheless he stands by all his decisions; blah blah blah blah blah. It was staggeringly, jawdroppingly bad, all the more so when you think that this was the product of nearly a month of preparation.
I found myself wondering whether Alberto Gonzales had any idea what he was supposed to be doing: what a good performance would look like. Maybe it has never occurred to him that Senate hearings are anything more than a sort of Kabuki, in which the Senators ask "questions", and then he gives "answers", with no one expecting anything like an exchange of actual information. Because the idea that he actually knows what a good performance would look like, and this was the best approximation he could come up with, is more than I can wrap my mind around.
Gonzales also appears to have no idea what's involved in actually running an organization. Eve Fairbanks nailed this truly bizarre aspect of his testimony:
"Throughout the hearing, Gonzales displayed an odd dissociation from his job as head of the Justice Department, often behaving more as though he was a diligent inspector general called in to analyze what had happened rather than someone who had made things happen himself. "The fact that Mr. [David] Iglesias appeared on the [firings] list doesn't surprise me," he told Chairman Patrick Leahy, as though he'd just completed a departmental audit. When Kansan Sam Brownback asked him to explain the rationale behind Nevada U.S. Attorney Daniel Bogden's dismissal, he said that "it appears there were concerns about the level of energy," like he'd come from some fact-finding staff interviews. As the clock ticked on, Gonzales' self-transformation from Cabinet member to impartial observer threatened to become a full-blown identity crisis: "I now understand I was involved in a conversation with the president," he said at the end of a spat with Arlen Specter. Reporters glanced around in confusion, perhaps imagining what it was like when the two different I's Gonzales had just referred to talked to each other in the privacy of his own home, one in a low voice, one in a high, squeaky one."
Or consider this exchange with Sen. Schumer. They are talking about an apparent conflict between the following claims: (a) Gonzales met with Sen. Pryor (R-AR) on Dec. 15 and promised that he would seek Senate confirmation for Tim Griffin, who was going to be appointed US Attorney in Pryor's home state; and (b) on Dec. 19, Kyle Sampson, Gonzales' chief of staff, sent out an email announcing his intention to do just the opposite, and setting out a list of stalling tactics to use on Pryor. (Note: Sampson was present when Gonzales made his promise to Pryor.) There would seem to be two options here: (1) Gonzales was lying to Sen. Pryor, and (2) Gonzales is so out of control of his own organization that he can promise one thing and then, four days later, his chief of staff, who knows his views and was present when he gave his word, can go out and do the exact opposite, all of this without any consequences for the chief of staff.
Gonzales seemed to have no idea that the second option was in some way damaging. He kept going on and on about how much he had opposed avoiding Senate confirmation for any of the USAttorneys, apparently not recognizing that this, if true, meant that his chief of staff felt free to just ignore him. He just repeats, over and over, that he personally thought that Sampson's plan was a bad idea, and he never signed off on it. It's definitely worth watching the video on this one.
One other astonishing thing from that exchange: Schumer shows Gonzales a copy of the email I referred to above. This is an email that got a lot of press. (NYT, LATimes, WaPo...) And yet Gonzales says: "Senator, I wasn't aware of this e-mail."
Huh? Normally, I'd assume he was lying. But there's no reason for him to lie about this. He wasn't even asked whether he knew about that email; he just said this as an aside. Moreover, he doesn't seem to realize that the idea that after all his preparation, not to mention his supposed efforts to get to the bottom of this, he has not yet seen one of the central emails in this whole business is astonishing all by itself. (It's as though I claimed to have prepared for ages to give a lecture on Shakespeare, and when asked a question about Hamlet, said: I was unaware that Shakespeare wrote a play by that name.) Under the circumstances, I find it easier to believe that Gonzales is so completely unprepared, and so clueless about his own department, that he actually was unaware of that particular email than to understand why he'd say that he was, unprompted, for no reason, if he knew how bizarre his statement was.
He also said that he never looked at the performance evaluations of the US Attorneys he was firing, that he never asked why those particular attorneys were on the list, that he never asked for a report on the reasons why they were being asked to leave (let alone to independently verify those reasons), and that he never checked to see whose input had gone into drawing up the list. He has no memory of crucial meetings that occurred four or five months ago. (I was waiting for someone to ask whether he had considered seeing a neurologist about his memory problems.) He couldn't even tell anyone who had compiled the list of US Attorneys to be fired (which makes me wonder: what exactly was he doing during all that preparation time?) From Dahlia Lithwick at Slate:
"Every time he's asked who made the ultimate decision here, Gonzales trots back to the fuzzy gray oracle of "senior leadership." That fits almost perfectly with Kyle Sampson's repeated claim last month that he never made a decision; he was merely the "aggregator" of everyone else's recommendations and say-sos. How gloriously mechanical: The "consensus judgments of the senior leadership" are fed to the "aggregator," who in turn passes them along to the AG who, as he claims, made a final decision without reviewing any criteria for the firing or any written document. It seems that at no point in this "process" or "project" did any human brain fire an actual neuron that triggered the message to terminate an actual U.S. attorney. Sen. Dianne Feinstein picks up on this theme toward the end of the day when she notes, "We still don't know who selected the individuals on that list. Somebody had to. A human being had to.""
Again, though, what was most striking to me was not how bad a job he did, but how little idea he seemed to have of what a good job would be like. It wasn't just that he gave the wrong answers; it was that he didn't seem to have any idea at all what a good answer would be. Likewise, he seemed to have no idea what constitutes "running a department well", "taking full responsibility", and so forth. "Out of his depth" doesn't begin to describe it.
Some anonymous Republicans quoted by CNN:
"Loyal Republican after loyal Republican in this hearing room, and more specifically, in private to CNN today have made it clear that they are frankly flabbergasted by how poorly they think the attorney general has done in this hearing."
and:
"Two senior White House aides here describing the situation, Gonzales’ testimony, as “going down in flames.” That he was “not doing himself any favors.” One prominent Republican describing watching his testimony as “clubbing a baby seal.”"
I'll give the last word to the Dallas News:
"In his Senate testimony yesterday, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said, "The moment I believe I can no longer be effective, I will resign as attorney general." With respect, we suggest that Mr. Gonzales watch the tape of his disastrous showing in Thursday's hearing. Seeing is believing."
Even AG AG isn't that dumb. It's simple: he can be a loyal moron, or he can point the finger at Rove and Bush.
And if he had the character to stand up and point that finger, he would've left this administration back when he was White House Counsel.
Posted by: Anderson | April 20, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Anderson beat me to it - we're all focused on the dumbass in the chair, not his boss and the boss's hatchet man.
Posted by: Ugh | April 20, 2007 at 03:52 PM
impeach him. if he's not simply playing dumb as a stonewall tactic to protect his bosses, he's beyond incompetent. either way, impeach him.
Posted by: cleek | April 20, 2007 at 04:03 PM
The only thing I'll add to the comments above is this.
Bush et al are perfectly happy to feed Gonzales to the wolves. At some point, probably soon, Gonzales will resign, but as long he's not blowing the whistle, Bush won't be in a rush to push him out.
Bush is running out the clock to January of '09. If grilling Gonzales burns a month or two of that time, all the better.
Better him than them. What else are underlings for?
Thanks -
Posted by: russell | April 20, 2007 at 04:03 PM
Two things.
1. I never follow the link when Ugh cites the Bizarro World version of reality, and I'm not going to now. I wonder, though, where they are, especially now that the President has expressed confidence in the AG.
2. This is probably a good time for everyone to remember that Atlantic article from lo those many years ago about AG's review of death sentences in Texas. I'll look for a link . . .
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 20, 2007 at 04:09 PM
I'm not so sure he's going to be put out. The Republicans are upset but I don't think they're quite ready to vote for an impeachment. And I have trouble picturing Bush saying "Yeah, I guess we better let him go." I have no trouble picture Bush saying "Screw them....Fredo stays and that's final. I double-dog dare them to do anything about it."
(I also have little trouble picturing Bush saying "Nyah-nyah-nyah" after that)
I remember a Seinfeld episode where Jerry tried to return a piece of clothing "for spite" and was told he couldn't do that. When he tried to give a different reason, the clerk pointed out that he had already said "for spite."
I swear this might be the first time in history that most major governmental decisions are made mainly "for spite".......
Posted by: zmulls | April 20, 2007 at 04:09 PM
Gonzales can't be prosecuted for lying to Congress if he says he doesn't remember anything.
If he can't tell the truth and he can't lie, looking stupid is the least of his problems.
Posted by: J Thomas | April 20, 2007 at 04:10 PM
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200307/berlow>Lo.
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 20, 2007 at 04:11 PM
I agree with russell -- on this, as so many other things (tax and budget policy, an endgame for Iraq), it seems like the Administration is just running out the clock. It's almost as if they want the next Administration to walk in to a bunch of blinking red crises, so they can't have a positive agenda -- just deal with the leftover problems.
Posted by: Dantheman | April 20, 2007 at 04:11 PM
Yesterday they were asking for recommendations for replacment AGs and came up with....John Bolton.
Posted by: Ugh | April 20, 2007 at 04:15 PM
On the other hand, the White House spokesperson calls Gonzales our number one crime fighter.
I think this implies he spends his time putting on a costume and engaging the bad guys in hand-to-hand combat. It might explain his lack of preparation for the hearing.
Posted by: Dantheman | April 20, 2007 at 04:17 PM
OT: Shooting at NASA JSC, Houston
Posted by: cleek | April 20, 2007 at 04:21 PM
Hamlet- Act 1; Scene 2:
...foul deeds will rise,
Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Posted by: Jay Jerome | April 20, 2007 at 04:25 PM
Heck of a job, Gonzie!
I remember writing to Sen Cantwell (first time I've ever written any of my senators) when Abu G was nominated telling her not to confirm him, from news reports she had been waivering. Thankfully she eventually caved to us left wing extremists who take issue with devising legal justifications for torture. She eventually voted no, which given what we know now looks like a pretty good move on her part.
Posted by: Fledermaus | April 20, 2007 at 04:26 PM
One thing we can be sure of: "widely regarded as a likely future Supreme Court nominee" (from the Atlantic article) is no longer true.
I have no idea if Gonzales is a fool or just acting the fool, either way, he's destroying the Justice Department and making it harder and harder for any sensible Republican to continue to defend the Bush Administration.
Posted by: freelunch | April 20, 2007 at 04:29 PM
If he can't tell the truth and he can't lie, looking stupid is the least of his problems.
Yep.
Posted by: Jackmormon | April 20, 2007 at 04:35 PM
I think the real reason for Bush's support of Gonzalez is pretty simple. In addition to his stubborn "I will do the opposite of what you say, for I am the decider" approach to management, there's another little weight on the scale:
Gonzalez is a loyalist. He will protect the White House at all costs. He was sent in to replace a man already considered pretty freakin' conservative and not terribly interested in bucking the White House.
If he resigns, a replacement must pass Congressional muster. I think that after 4 years of a Republican Congress and a feeling of a permanent Republican majority, the very last thing the White House wants is to install an Attorney General with even a shred of integrity or professionalism.
Such an AG might feel compelled to enforce Congressional subpoenas, push actual investigations into political wrongdoing, and dig into things like the misuse of executive power.
The real reason Gonzalez hasn't resigned is because his replacement won't be a complete tool of the White House. And that is not something the White House wants to risk.
Posted by: Morat20 | April 20, 2007 at 04:38 PM
The whole thing makes more sense when you realize that virtually every appointment Bush has made has been for 100% personal reasons. People in this country have become so fearful, and at the same time so complacent, that we can't face up to the fact that much of what we consider "government" no longer exists.
Abu isn't our Attorney General - we don't *have* an AG. There *isn't one*.
Posted by: Guest | April 20, 2007 at 04:39 PM
Cleek:
Shooting at NASA JSC, Houston
A few tidbits: First, it's a lie that all employees have been told to go home for the day. All employees who work in building 44, maybe. I work in a completely different building on-site, and I'm still at my desk.
Secondly, he's contained in an empty building and surrounded by police. I don't think anyone's been hurt. Sounds like a disgruntled employee, by all acounts.
I think the police are waiting it out.
Thirdly -- security isn't that tight. It's difficult to get in if you don't work here, but getting a gun in if you do is pretty freakin' easy. Searching every car is an impossible task given the number of employees who work here. I am, however, resigning myself to getting my car searched more often now.
Everyone is always careful about the barn door after the horses have gotten out.
Posted by: Morat20 | April 20, 2007 at 04:42 PM
Charleycarp:
Erick Erickson at Redstate, after writing a couple of posts accusing unnamed Democrats at Justice of somehow mesmerizing ("look into my eyes, I command you," while holding up the palms of his hands with eyes drawn on them) all of the leadership into firing the prosecutors, finally called for Gonzalez to step down after watching the proceedings yesterday.
The unnamed Democrats were never named so they could be apologized to because Erick preferred that they remain unnamed, the better to keep them under wraps so they can be trotted out again unnamed at DOD and accused of undermiming (undermining, but "undermiming" seems apt) the war effort by contradicting the President's claims that money will run out soon if unnamed Democrats don't send him carte blanche funding.
Posted by: John Thullen | April 20, 2007 at 04:50 PM
he's contained in an empty building and surrounded by police. I don't think anyone's been hurt.
good to hear.
thanks for the info. better to hear it from someone who knows WTF he's talking about than from a five-sentence news report.
Posted by: cleek | April 20, 2007 at 04:51 PM
Guest- Its worse than you think. There is someone using the powers of that office for organized crime.
Posted by: Frank | April 20, 2007 at 04:58 PM
Shorter AG:
“I made the decision, but have no idea why I made the decision. People who worked for me told me to make this decision, and in my supervisory capacity, I always do what I’m told.”
(h/t Firedoglake)
Posted by: OkieByAccident | April 20, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Incidentally, I especially loved Gonzalez' umbrage at criticism by Senators of career employees at Justice.
Career civil servants across the government, especially scientists and civil rights attorneys, and in particular the faceless ones and let's not forget the unnamed ones, are swooning at the Administration's newly-discovered respect for them.
Gonzalez' testimony reminded me of when my 11-year-old sister came to the dinner table one night with no eyebrows, having plucked them for the first time and failing at making them even. She withstood three older brothers' and a sister's and my mother's barely controlled guffawing during cross-examination but denied for hours that anything was amiss.
She even got up from the table and looked in the mirrow and protested, "I don't see anything!", barely maintaining composure.
"Yeah," we said. "That's the problem!"
Posted by: John Thullen | April 20, 2007 at 05:06 PM
thanks for the info. better to hear it from someone who knows WTF he's talking about than from a five-sentence news report.
I've started to hear reports he may have two hostages but -- it seems speculation, though. Police generally are closed-mouthed about that. Rumor is that he's not a civil servant, but a private contractor.
JSC has lifted their site-wide lockdown, and let people know what gates to use since one of the main avenues is closed off by the cops. Best I understand, whether he's alone or has two people with him, he's stuck in an office and police have sealed the floor.
It's a bid odd to have this happen where I work (the JSC site is like a huge college campus in layout -- in fact, if it ever closes, I believe Rice University acquires the property for another campus).
I mean, I'm aware of the security procedures here -- badge verification on entry, random car searches, and the fact that my office is in one of a number of buildings surrounded by metal pylons designed to prevent car bombs from getting close enough to harm the building -- but in the end, this seems your basic unstable employee with a gun sort of thing.
Maybe he didn't get the raise he wanted, or the promotion, or he's depressed, or had a psychotic break, or what. I hope it ends with no one harmed.
Posted by: Morat20 | April 20, 2007 at 05:25 PM
Posted by: KCinDC | April 20, 2007 at 05:26 PM
So, if Gonzales simply continues to claim he doesn't remember a thing and he didn't make any decisions, what's the next step for Congress?
Posted by: Jesurgislac | April 20, 2007 at 05:58 PM
So, if Gonzales simply continues to claim he doesn't remember a thing and he didn't make any decisions, what's the next step for Congress?
I think we might need to institute competency hearings for members of the Bush admin - like they do with crazy criminal defendants.
Posted by: Fledermaus | April 20, 2007 at 06:04 PM
Not if Bush makes a recess appointment, and he hasn't been reluctant to do that in the past. Yes, it would anger Congress further, but that's irrelevant to Bush's thinking (or maybe he views it as a good thing).
True. I think I'd avoid recessing until I had a chance to do something about that.
Which begs the question: When is Congress' next schedule recess? Gonzalez will resign right before that, if he does at all.
Posted by: Morat20 | April 20, 2007 at 06:06 PM
Morat20, I wouldn't put it past Bush to do a recess appointment over a weekend. Apparently Teddy Roosevelt made a recess appointment during a one-day recess.
Posted by: KCinDC | April 20, 2007 at 06:19 PM
i don't know if this is old news or not, but here's a good layman's summary of the whole "Purgegate " fiasco
Posted by: cleek | April 20, 2007 at 06:24 PM
One of the (great many) things that bothers me about this crew is their stark lack of any sense that they are there to serve the people of the United States. This manifests itself in many ways.
It manifests itself in their treatment of Congress, both the current Democratic congress and even the Republican congress before them (see, e.g., the recess appointments, the refusal of oversight, their disregard for duly enacted statutes, etc. etc. etc.).
It manifests itself in their press conferences, which they treat (especially under Snow) as an opportunity to hide as much as they can and belittle the media. As if no question asked could be of any interest to the people.
It manifests itself in Bush's speeches and appearances across the nation, where any attempt to dissent from the "George Bush is t3h awusummest" line is squelched.
It manifests itself in their governance, where all decisions are made based on what is best for GWB and his merry band of republican MBFs.
The BTKWB 25% will cheer this to the end, but the rest of us are f*cked.
Posted by: Ugh | April 20, 2007 at 06:41 PM
At NASA Johnson, one hostage is dead, the other escaped, the gunman killed himself. Expletives deleted.
Posted by: rilkefan | April 20, 2007 at 06:45 PM
I eagerly await J-Derb's missive on the cowardice of NASA employees.
Posted by: Ugh | April 20, 2007 at 06:49 PM
One of the (great many) things that bothers me about this crew is their stark lack of any sense that they are there to serve the people of the United States.
i think John Bolton made that explicit when he was on the Daily Show a few weeks back. he told Stewart that the president was elected to serve the people who voted for him. and he meant it. everyone else can go suck it.
to do that, they have to assume they know what the people who voted for him want. and their assumption could be quite different from what the actual voters want. and it's probably 180deg different from what the people who voted for Kerry want.
so, we're at the mercy of people who are serving their ideal constituency, exclusively.
Posted by: cleek | April 20, 2007 at 06:51 PM
I don’t see anyone on the right carrying water for AG. If anything, the calls for him to resign are as many as on the left. I would say there is bilateral condemnation and scoffing at this performance.
I’ll agree with others, in that the only way to explain this would be “taking one for the team”.
Or, he is a complete and total idiot given the job solely through cronyism.
Your choice – I certainly won’t mount an argument either way…
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 06:55 PM
out of the park, hilz.
i'm coming to feel that gonzo is of a breed with bush -- given a lot through entitlement, not so much via skill. seems like the white house is mostly filled with people who got their positions either as a gift or out of sheer brutality.
elitist notions like "aptitude" aren't really part of the equation.
Posted by: adam | April 20, 2007 at 07:03 PM
Oh, and, OCSteve:
Don't you think that being willing to take one for the team is one of the defining qualities for a good crony? The whole point is that the person gets the job as a result of their loyalty rather than their qualifications.
As a crony, when you go down, you go down in flames, and as a reward you get a nice job the next time they get doled out.
I'm not saying that as a partisan point -- just that it seems sort of implicit to me.
Posted by: adam | April 20, 2007 at 07:06 PM
About that Houston thing:
There's more.Posted by: Gary Farber | April 20, 2007 at 07:07 PM
"i'm coming to feel that gonzo is of a breed with bush -- given a lot through entitlement, not so much via skill."
"Loyalty," sure; "entitlement" -- not as the word is used in English.
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 20, 2007 at 07:11 PM
adam: No disagreement. I will not attempt the feeblest support here, I give up. Crony = take one for the team = bad for the country = should not have happened = fiasco.
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 07:30 PM
Gary,
I always enjoy your comments, and even usually agree with them. I like to think I could comment as cogently if only I had what seems to be you encyclopedic knowledge of everything.
In this case I think you are wrong because I can easily see how someone like AG, having signed up for the Bush feudal system, might after many years of blindly loyal service feel entitled to a plum position like Attorny General.
Posted by: Baskaborr | April 20, 2007 at 07:57 PM
Houston: oh dear God.
OCSteve: no, I don't see anyone on the right sticking up for him. If anything, I sense a certain amount of anger at Bush for putting them in the position where they might even seem to have to defend him.
OTOH, it would have been a good idea not to have voted to confirm in the first place. I don't think his lack of qualifications was any great mystery when he was nominated.
Posted by: hilzoy | April 20, 2007 at 08:07 PM
Your words are very kind, Baskaborr.
But when one gets jobs in return for loyalty, one is getting the jobs in return for something.
People who get something out of entitlement need do nothing to get it. That's what "entitlement" means.
George W., and George H. W. Bush, grew up entitled to the use of Walker's Point, and all that entails.
Alberto Gonzales, for all his obvious and inobvious faults, grew up entitled to nothing.
Gonzales was only given all his jobs by George W. Bush because he first gave utter loyalty to G. W. Bush. Regardless of what we think of this criterion, there's no doubt that Bush felt that Gonzales earned the jobs out of that loyalty. Bush did not give the jobs to Gonzales because of who Gonzales' parents were, or randomly, nor because Gonzales was in any way "entitled" to the jobs, as the word is used in English.
As adam said: "The whole point is that the person gets the job as a result of their loyalty"
You can't both get something "as a result of [...] loyalty," and simultaneously get it only because you're entitled to it: that's contradictory; being entitled to something is, by definition, getting something out of entitlement, which means you did nothing to earn the job. You can't simultaneously earn something and not earn it.
An extremely small point, to be sure, but, hey, I get hung up on the meanings of words, and usage, and stuff far more trivial.
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 20, 2007 at 08:21 PM
Hilzoy: I sense a certain amount of anger at Bush for putting them in the position where they might even seem to have to defend him
Exactly. If you watch 5 minutes of that you are like HUH?!?
Gary: Your words are very kind, Baskaborr.
Leave it there dude. Forget about “An extremely small point”. IMO, YMMV.
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 08:33 PM
I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. I don't often see disagreements with Gary end well for the challenger but here I go. When I look up entitlement I find things like "state of being entitled", when I look up entitled I find things like "having been granted title, claim or right to something". Not a word about having done nothing to earn that grant. I was using the American Heritage dictionary. That fits with the way I find the word commonly used, to mean that someone has earned a claim to something, so that no further action is required to earn that thing.
Posted by: Baskaborr | April 20, 2007 at 08:35 PM
Speaking of going down in flames, the notion that the 7th Circuit's ruling in the Georgia Thompson case might have been political can't stand up to any reading of Judge Easterbook's http://www.ca7.uscourts.gov/fdocs/docs.fwx?submit=rss_sho&shofile=06-3676_015.pdf>opinion (pdf).
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 20, 2007 at 08:36 PM
Exactly. If you watch 5 minutes of that you are like HUH?!?
If you listen to people who voted for this clown show in 2000, much less 2004, finding to their surprise that the Administration isn't a serious adult enterprise, you are definitely like HUH?!?
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 20, 2007 at 08:39 PM
On that note, I will resign the floor. I had no intention of thread-jacking.
Hilzoy's excellent post deserves discussion on it's merits not digression into unrelated matters.
Posted by: Baskaborr | April 20, 2007 at 08:43 PM
To paraphrase what was said about PROFESSOR IRWlN COREY:
"In the words of internationally known critic Kenneth Tynan, [Alberto Gonzales] is 'a cultural clown, a parody of literacy, a travesty of all that our civilization holds dear and one of the funniest grotesques in America. He is Chaplin's clown with a college education.'"
Posted by: Marty | April 20, 2007 at 08:43 PM
OCSteve: If Bad People, on whichever side, find out your secret identity, mi guest room es su guest room. It would be a bit of a commute, but it would be more convenient to the Eastern Shore than, say, staying with Seb in San Diego. No conversion to Left-wing America-Despising Troop-Undermining Bush-Hatred required.
Posted by: hilzoy | April 20, 2007 at 08:59 PM
CharleyCarp :If you listen to people who voted for this clown show in 2000, much less 2004, finding to their surprise that the Administration isn't a serious adult enterprise, you are definitely like HUH?!?
Well, I fit into the definition of “people who voted for this clown show in 2000, much less 2004” plus it was addressed to me…
All I can say in my defense – my lesson learned is, don’t be a one issue voter. Mostly because that one issue could turn out to be ineptly handled and then where are you? Not that I ever would have voted for AG or JK, but I could have abstained or something. Hindsight is a bummer. At best I could have sat home and then said now, “Well, I didn’t vote for him…” – but what would be different?
I voted for him, twice. Short of admitting that what would you have me do?
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 09:01 PM
"I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. I don't often see disagreements with Gary end well for the challenger but here I go."
No, no, I've made my point, and I feel no need to repeat myself. You're entitled to go on being wrong as long as you like: it's part of the freedom that is America!
(Note: that's not a right you've earned in this conversation; it's an entitlement -- like Social Security.)
;-)
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 20, 2007 at 09:05 PM
Hil: No conversion to Left-wing America-Despising Troop-Undermining Bush-Hatred required
(wrong thread?)
I appreciate that. And I wouldn’t try to convert you to a Fred Phelps or KKK follower either – my promise.
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 09:08 PM
CharleyCarp: I will mention that I can not vote in the Democratic primary. So it is up to you and all Democrats at this point to elect a candidate I can be persuaded to vote for, even holding my nose. If the far left wing of your party prevails, it enables me to keep voting for a Republican (or just staying home if the Republican is that bad.)
I should mention – the last time I had a choice between a Republican I didn’t like and a Democrat I didn’t like I voted for Ross Perot :)
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 09:31 PM
"And I wouldn’t try to convert you to a Fred Phelps or KKK follower either – my promise."
Imagine my relief ;)
Posted by: hilzoy | April 20, 2007 at 09:48 PM
Me, too. I'm still not sure, though, that taking any of the other two options would have been a much better decision.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | April 20, 2007 at 09:53 PM
Imagine my relief
You would have to restrain me from confronting Phelps, and my Grand Wizard pointy hat has been out of style since the Coneheads went off the air :)
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 10:01 PM
I think I shall be scarce on these intertubes tomorrow. (I know, you’ll miss me.)
First 70 degree day in April (this April has sucked!), a friend way down the peninsula in VA, a grill, massive quantities of beef and beer, some green leafy stuff as a fop to the health Nazis, followed up by good cigars and bourbon.
It has been a crappy bad bad week. Get away from the computer and live life a little.
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 10:22 PM
And OCSteve, if it gets really too hot for you on the Eastern Seaboard, Chicago has a place for you to stay, maybe a couple if DaveC or Katherine are willing.
Posted by: john miller | April 20, 2007 at 10:40 PM
I'd put him up here in sunny Florida, where it's currently a very pleasant 62 degrees, but I think I scare him.
Which is as it should be.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | April 20, 2007 at 10:42 PM
john miller: Haven’t been to Chicago in years. Provided that the pizza is still good that could work :)
Slarti: but I think I scare him
I don’t think you are too scary. Mostly, I rarely disagree with you – so I don’t tend to interact with you. Maybe I need to rethink that – I spend most of my online time with people I disagree with…
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 11:30 PM
OCSteve, out of curiosity, who among the current crop of Democratic candidates do you view as "far left"? I don't think you'll be seeing any of them hanging out with Hugo Chavez.
Posted by: KCinDC | April 20, 2007 at 11:31 PM
I will mention that I can not vote in the Democratic primary. So it is up to you and all Democrats at this point to elect a candidate I can be persuaded to vote for, even holding my nose. If the far left wing of your party prevails, it enables me to keep voting for a Republican (or just staying home if the Republican is that bad.)
That reminds me of Marshall Wittman, always angry that Democrats aren't Reagan-style conservatives.
To which I always respond: You had a party. It got taken over. Go take it back -- you don't get to have ours. Especially if you are under the hilarious delusion that anyone who has won the Democratic Presidential primary in the last 30+ years was in anyway representative of "the far left wing".
The Democrats are not the new Republicans. It is not our job to move rightward enough to make Republicans happy. If you party lurched so far to the right that you're now off the left end of the reservation -- go take it up with them.
Posted by: Morat20 | April 20, 2007 at 11:33 PM
"OCSteve, out of curiosity, who among the current crop of Democratic candidates do you view as 'far left'?"
And what do they make of actual Trotskyites and Maoists? I mean, I have friends who are these things -- actual "far leftists" -- and they're really of rather different political belief than anyone who would join the Democratic Party, let alone be a Presidential candidate.
They don't actually believe in voting, you know; to them, Dennis Kucinich is a bougeouis enemy.
If John Edwards, say, is a "far leftist," what term is left for actual leftists?
(We could travel back in time and likewise compare, say, Hubert Humphrey and Eugene McCarthy as "far leftists" compared to, say, Tom Hayden, Jerry Rubin, and David Dellinger, let alone an Angela Davis.)
It's perfectly possible to object to, and disagree with, mere liberal Democrats, on the other hand, if that's one's opinion.
But back on the first hand, an Edwards, a Kerry, a Gore, or even a Kucinich, a Barney Frank, a Bernie Sanders, a Barbara Lee, ain't even a Eugene Debs.
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 20, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Fine. I'll write in Ross Perot. 'night all.
Posted by: OCSteve | April 20, 2007 at 11:57 PM
Allowing up front for the fact that I like and respect OCSteve a lot, I have to agree with Morat20. From my point of view, about half the current Democratic mainstream is about where I'd expect to find moderate Republicans, and the rest is what I think of as middle-of-the-road to moderately liberal. Nobody's proposing to restore the tax order of the 1950s-60s, and the very most radical proposals with regard to health care from anyone with the slightest chance of winning would bring us up to the European status quo as of about 1890-1935. You couldn't build a campaign now around anything as committed to social engineering as Nixon's domestic policies.
This is ridiculous.
It really isn't the Democratic Party's job to be everything the Republican Party should be but gave up on. It's not that I think pushing back the theocrats and kleptocrats in the Republicans is going to be easy or fun, but seriously, somebody's got to do it. The Democratic job is to be clearly distinct from the Republicans, committed not just to competent and lawful government - which should be a universal goal - but to a different set of principles and practices about what exactly the government should be doing in its competent and lawful way.
Posted by: Bruce Baugh | April 20, 2007 at 11:58 PM
"Fine. I'll write in Ross Perot."
With due respect to Morat20, that person doesn't speak, you know, for the Democratic Party, or any of its candidates, any more than I do, or any person or persons here do.
So it's entirely possible that voting for or against someone because of something said here wouldn't be infinitely and indisputably sensible. (Likewise, with the greatest respect to you, I wouldn't advise anyone to vote for or against a Republican because they disagree with something you say.)
Enjoy the beef 'n beer 'n sun. Keep in mind the wisdom of this piece of hard sf:
Words to learn from.Posted by: Gary Farber | April 21, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Hilzoy,
J Thomas answers your stupefication regarding why Gonzales was SO BAD, the best, I think. I'l repeat what he says:
Gonzales can't be prosecuted for lying to Congress if he says he doesn't remember anything.
If he can't tell the truth and he can't lie, looking stupid is the least of his problems.
If you combine that with Anderson's suggestion - protecting the President at all costs, this explains the behavior:
a. The buck stops with Gonzales, thus protecting Bush and co.
b. Gonzales's lack of memory, and saying vague, non-answers (but also not lies) such as "the justice senior leadership", as responsible for everything. Thus he's not criminally liable.
If you look through those two priorities, Gonzales's actions make perfect sense. That also answers your "email" question, as it's hard to disprove "memory loss", on an email. He was just continuing with his two strategies, regarding any SPECIFICS.
It just blew me away, that everyone agrees just how bad this is, but, really, what is the recourse for Congress, for the nation, in this case?
The Bush administration is giving a giant F.U. to the notion of justice, to the notion of rule of law, it's absolutely clear, but, the Republicans will not impeach Bush or Cheney.
And that is the only recourse, unless the courts force Bush to turn over information, which there is a good probability they will stay out of.
I hadn't thought about the possibility of Gonzales resigning on the 1st day of a Congressional recess, and then the 2nd day of that recess, Bush appointing someone else.
Then what would Congress do? Again, without impeachment, they can't do anything. When the media, en masse, starts to ask for that, for a consequence for Bush breaking the law, then perhaps something will happen. But until then, very few options, right?
(I would like to be wrong - if anyone here can show me I am, you would make me very relieved)
Posted by: JC | April 21, 2007 at 01:55 AM
As has been pointed out before, Congress is perfectly free to impeach Gonzales, if they deem him to have possibly committed high crimes or misdeameanors.
Cabinet members are susceptible to being impeached. William Worth Belknap, the 31st United States Secretary of War (October 25, 1869 – March 2, 1876) was impeached by the United States House of Representatives, and then acquitted by the Senate.
Mind, I won't hold my breath waiting for the House to hold an impeachment trial of Gonzales, but it's theoretically possible.
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 21, 2007 at 02:48 AM
I didn't really catch a soundbite from the discussion that would play on endless loops on cable TV. Were there none? I didn't see any of it, but it sounds like it was a painful thing to watch. How has it played on the news (no tv here either)?
Without knowledge of the actual event, but based on the post and the comments, Gonzales may have got off light if he provided no sound bite that will actually impact his survivability on the evening news.
Explanation and analysis from policy wonks have little impact on anyone but intertube posters.
Posted by: jrudkis | April 21, 2007 at 03:12 AM
JC: It just blew me away, that everyone agrees just how bad this is, but, really, what is the recourse for Congress, for the nation, in this case?
Pure speculation, but:
Surely "I don't remember" can be overused to the point where it's clear that the claiming-to-be-forgetful-person is actually lying? If Gonzales really doesn't remember to this extent, then he is quite literally mentally incompetent. If he is not to be prosecuted for lying, presumably he can be removed from the job for being medically unfit for it?
Posted by: Jesurgislac | April 21, 2007 at 04:25 AM
OCS, if you couldn't vote for AG, you're essentially hopeless. It doesn't matter, of course, because our state is going to be reliably blue for the next several cycles, anyway. You can write in Ross Perot, Chuck Hagel, or GHWB and it will be the same result. You should feel completely liberated to vote your conscience, then, in a way that many many people in other situations will envy.
Like 97,488 Floridians who misunderstood the stakes in 2000, for example.
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 21, 2007 at 08:08 AM
I voted for him, twice. Short of admitting that what would you have me do?
Hey, I'm not asking anyone to do anything about the past, or admit anything. No one owes me anything. I can imagine, though, that some people might want to have a look at the settings on their meters. It's not like the nature of GWB and his crew was in any way a mystery in either election cycle.
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 21, 2007 at 08:11 AM
Jes, impeaching AG is such a terrible idea, there's no reason to do it even if it would work. On the substance, there's no reason to think anyone the President would put in would be better on any of the important policies. On the politics, it's way better to have the President clinging to a guy that even his most steadfast supporters can see is manifestly unqualified. It calls all of the President's judgments into question: the main role of the MBA President, aka The Decider, is to pick senior people (to whom he can then defer on all important questions of policy).
Did you notice how much the AG's deference to the consensus of the senior leadership of the DOJ sounds like the President's deference to the senior military commanders? Now in an objective sense, this is kind of fake, because in both cases, they've picked people to fill the roles that are going to tell them what they want to hear (rather than bring independent policy expertise to bear, and propose a course in the neational interest). The AG's continued service serves to discredit this model -- which should be discredited -- and undermines the rest of this lame lame duck presidency.
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 21, 2007 at 08:24 AM
Using "AG" to mean both "Alberto Gonzales" and "attorney general" is understandable, but can we avoid using it to mean "Al Gore" in the same thread? It's as bad as the old arguments about whether Sebastian Holsclaw had WMDs. OCSteve would be well advised not to vote for Alberto Gonzales for president.
Posted by: KCinDC | April 21, 2007 at 08:55 AM
I should mention – the last time I had a choice between a Republican I didn’t like and a Democrat I didn’t like I voted for Ross Perot :)
I can top that. I voted for Barry Commoner, on the Citizen's Party ticket, in '80.
The few, the proud, the eco-socialists!! Good times.
Nowadays a rich, nice-guy, "maybe we'll go to war with Iran" personal injury lawyer like John Edwards is a radical lefty.
I'm getting old.
Thanks -
Posted by: russell | April 21, 2007 at 09:14 AM
KC -- Fair point.
Posted by: CharleyCarp | April 21, 2007 at 09:16 AM
It's as bad as the old arguments about whether Sebastian Holsclaw had WMDs
well, he hasn't yet proved otherwise. and i've heard rumors...
Posted by: cleek | April 21, 2007 at 09:26 AM
OT: WMD! Conspiracy!
Posted by: cleek | April 21, 2007 at 10:11 AM
OT: WMD! Conspiracy!
That funny thing, this is all recycled material from last year.
If at first you don't succeed.....
Posted by: spartikus | April 21, 2007 at 11:54 AM
Well, I for one firmly believe that Sebastian wanted us to think he had WMDs, but that in fact he did not. Just to be sure however, I propose that he invite us all over for inspections (and breakfast).
Posted by: radish | April 21, 2007 at 02:44 PM
Another OT: I certainly hope this article on Haditha and apparent systemic tolerance of civilian casualties in the Marine Corps does not get overlooked.
Posted by: spartikus | April 21, 2007 at 03:03 PM
"Just to be sure however, I propose that he invite us all over for inspections (and breakfast)."
Will there be beans? I worry that Sebastian still retains the capability of manufacturing chemical weapons, possibly including methane, with beans; chatter also suggests that he retains a biological delivery system for the chemical weapons.
If he eats enough beans.
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 21, 2007 at 03:17 PM
It's not just methane, it's ricin, just like Al Queda!!! Why has the latte drinking, birkenstock wearing, new age listening commentariat contingent ignored this. Because we hate America, that's why.
Posted by: liberal japonicus | April 21, 2007 at 04:08 PM
They are talking about an apparent conflict between the following claims: (a) Gonzales met with Sen. Pryor (R-AR) on Dec. 15 and promised that he would seek Senate confirmation for Tim Griffin, who was going to be appointed US Attorney in Pryor's home state; and (b) on Dec. 19, Kyle Sampson, Gonzales' chief of staff, sent out an email announcing his intention to do just the opposite, and setting out a list of stalling tactics to use on Pryor.
Say there, Senator Pryor, still think it was a good idea to vote to confirm Gonzo?
Someone really really needs to ask Senator Pryor that question. And while they're at it, they can ask the same question of Senators Landrieu, Nelson, Nelson, and Salazar. (I assume Senator Lieberman still thinks it was a good idea.)
Posted by: Newport 9 | April 21, 2007 at 05:02 PM
CharleyCarp: Is there any hope that Gonzales might spill the beans if he's impeached? That would be the single most outstanding reason to try it IMO.
Posted by: Anarch | April 21, 2007 at 09:42 PM
"One thing we can be sure of: "widely regarded as a likely future Supreme Court nominee" (from the Atlantic article) is no longer true."
Wouldn't that assume Jeb never gets the Presidency and we don't wind up with another one party government?
Posted by: Jim Satterfield | April 22, 2007 at 12:44 AM
Jim Satterfield has a fair point. I well recall when people declared that at least the outcome of Iran-Contra was that Elliot Abrams and John Poindexter could never be in government again.
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 22, 2007 at 01:31 AM
(It's as though I claimed to have prepared for ages to give a lecture on Shakespeare, and when asked a question about Hamlet, said: I was unaware that Shakespeare wrote a play by that name.)
My favorite bit!
Posted by: Gary Farber | April 22, 2007 at 01:31 AM
Depressing! Yes, the Bushies are the Nixon and Iran-Contra crews all over again.
Posted by: Batocchio | April 22, 2007 at 02:55 AM
There's an old joke about a CEO looking for a new accountant. He asked each candidate one question: 'how much is 2 plus 2?'.
The candidates gave many answers; the one who got the job was the one who said 'How much do you want it to be, sir?'.
That's Alberto.
Somebody pointed out something which indicates how dishonest, incompetant and/or arrogant he is - the firings were done *after* the Democrats took Congress, when oversight was going to happen. Even when he knew that the cops were back on the beat, he couldn't resist the crime.
Posted by: Barry | April 22, 2007 at 03:12 PM