Fresh from my dust-up with Tim F. of Balloon Juice, I return to Balloon Juice in hopes of finding some kind of solace in one of John Cole's RINO-illiant posts. But John, it appears, has not only gone over to the dark side -- he is now exhorting his Balloon-Juice drinkin' minions to join him there. This I will not allow to stand. Accordingly:
GO COLTS!
[But: It's third quarter and we're down 14-3. I will not give into despair, I will not give into despair, I will not give into despair, .....]
UPDATE: 21-10 Steelers. Less than 13 minutes left, Pittsburgh driving at about mid-field. The part of me that played O-line in high school appreciates the work being done by Pittsburgh's tackles. The rest of me despises it.
UPDATE 2: 21-18 Steelers, 4:24 to play. We got a game here, and I don't wanna hear nothin' about the controversial call that kept the drive alive.
UPDATE 3: Cole claims that the game is fixed. Buddy, that so-called offsides "noncall" shoulda been a false start on Pittsburgh. The tape doesn't lie. As for the interception-but-not-really: I'm willing to accept that terrible things must happen for Good to triumpth over Evil.
UPDATE 4: Uhh-oh. We got a bit of a problem.
UPDATE 5: Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Fumbles can be heaven or hell; heaven this time. Colts have been rescued from the brink of death and are setting up for a FG on Pittsburgh's 28 yard line. About 21 seconds left.
UPDATE 6: Missed the FG. Wide fucking right. (Wiiiiiiiidddddeeee fucking right.) It's over, 21-18 Steelers:
No... You can't get away... From
hell's heart I stab at thee...(amid the pain)
For hate's sake... I spit my last
breath at thee!
Khan topples forward, dead.
I think Colts fans are like the new version of Red Sox fans or something. "This is THE year it finally happens."
I hope you guys don't have to wait that long, but it won't be happening this year.
Posted by: Geek, Esq. | January 15, 2006 at 03:02 PM
I love ya, von, but count me among the minions. Go Steelers!!
Posted by: Louise | January 15, 2006 at 03:06 PM
Steelers 4life!
Posted by: praktike | January 15, 2006 at 03:12 PM
btw, that's 21-3.
Posted by: praktike | January 15, 2006 at 03:13 PM
oh, and sorry about that interception.
Posted by: praktike | January 15, 2006 at 03:54 PM
oh, and sorry about that interception.
It ain't an interception until it's been called by the official, baby.
Touchdown, Colts. Let's add the two points: 21-18.
(Granted, tho', that the Colts are not executing well.)
Posted by: von | January 15, 2006 at 04:04 PM
argh. hang on, fellas.
Posted by: praktike | January 15, 2006 at 04:14 PM
missed!
Posted by: praktike | January 15, 2006 at 04:21 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, phew.
Posted by: Louise | January 15, 2006 at 04:24 PM
al-hamdullilah.
Posted by: praktike | January 15, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Go Steelers!
Posted by: Anarch | January 15, 2006 at 04:29 PM
N.b. that "wide fucking right" is in fact a technical term of art in football viewing, and thus not a violation of any ObWi policies. Any true football fan will attest to this.
Posted by: Anderson | January 15, 2006 at 05:10 PM
What are you people talking about? The football season ended yesterday.
Posted by: CharleyCarp | January 15, 2006 at 05:16 PM
The Irsays deserve this for what they did to Baltimore.
Posted by: Delicious Pundit | January 15, 2006 at 05:48 PM
J-E-T-S
(sigh). I was glad to see the Pats lose, but spite only gets you so far.
Posted by: Katherine | January 15, 2006 at 05:53 PM
N.b. that "wide fucking right" is in fact a technical term of art in football viewing, and thus not a violation of any ObWi policies. Any true football fan will attest to this.
Thanks, Anderson.
Posted by: von | January 15, 2006 at 06:07 PM
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Posted by: Jesurgislac | January 15, 2006 at 07:15 PM
What are you people talking about? The football season ended yesterday.
Nah, it ended on the 4th. This is just the desultory wrap-up.
Posted by: Anarch | January 15, 2006 at 07:18 PM
Comment of the Week:
N.b. that "wide fucking right" is in fact a technical term of art in football viewing, and thus not a violation of any ObWi policies. Any true football fan will attest to this.
Speaking as a lapsed 'true football fan' (though I have to renew my membership now that Seattle has, quite inexplicably, found itself in the playoffs), I will avow, attest, and swear to the fact that the f-word, in all its declensions and tenses, is a necessary term of art in football viewing as regards any play, player, coach, penalty call, and bit of color commentary. And sometimes the commercials, too.
Posted by: CaseyL | January 16, 2006 at 12:24 AM
And the referees' immediate family.
Posted by: Anarch | January 16, 2006 at 12:58 AM
I feel your pain, von. After all, I've been a long-suffering Seachickens fan. Finally, we have a team.
Posted by: Charles Bird | January 16, 2006 at 01:40 PM
One other thing. As much as I do feel your pain, von, I don't think there should be any exceptions to the use of profanity, even though it is an accepted NFL technical term.
Posted by: Charles Bird | January 16, 2006 at 01:55 PM
Sorry von. It's just that you'll never win a thing with Peyton Manning. The Mannings are losers.
Posted by: flc | January 16, 2006 at 04:25 PM