OK, so I have not subjected this to thorough testing, yet, to see whether it's been photoshopped, but it's funny all the same. Via Wonkette:
BigBrainBoy posts this image a friend of his took (click on image to see larger)
BigBrainBoy's Caption:
Not much to be said here. This does rule out the terrifying possibility of an unkillable zombie Bin Laden though. Does anyone know how to become an ‘expert’ for the news media? Seems like an easy job.
Hee hee. Reminds me of a friend of mine who says "I only have a drink when I'm with other people or when I'm alone."
Posted by: double-plus-ungood | January 27, 2005 at 04:38 PM
Vindication for Bush? He said we wanted Bin Laden "dead or alive". According to an exclusive report from BigBrainBoy he has succeeded. Funny how the MSM only let us know this AFTER the election....
Posted by: Glenn Reynolds | January 27, 2005 at 04:41 PM
Now now.
Posted by: double-plus-ungood | January 27, 2005 at 04:46 PM
More empirical confirmation of the principle of non-contradiction!
Posted by: hilzoy | January 27, 2005 at 04:49 PM
Cripes!
OBL is alive and living in my backyard in Tucson!
Send in the marines!
Posted by: xanax | January 27, 2005 at 04:57 PM
Send in the marines!
Then again, maybe not...
This does, however, explain why CNN is the most trusted name in news.
Posted by: xanax | January 27, 2005 at 05:10 PM
We should really celebrate more of this style of agreement. Economists agree! Deficits are good or bad!
Posted by: sidereal | January 27, 2005 at 05:20 PM
This does, however, explain why CNN is the most trusted name in news
It either is or it isn't.
Posted by: felixrayman | January 27, 2005 at 05:25 PM
I'm not sure about wanting to be a media "expert", but I'd kill for a job that allowed me to watch TV all day with a digital camera.
As long as someone would bring me lunch, that is.
Posted by: aireachail | January 27, 2005 at 06:12 PM
Feh. I laugh to scorn your law of the excluded middle! Fie upon your weak classical logics! Sup instead at the font of continuous truth values, boolean-valued universes, Heyting topoi and quantum superpositions! The future is both now and yet to come!
Posted by: Anarch | January 27, 2005 at 06:47 PM
All rilkefans are liars.
Posted by: rilkefan | January 27, 2005 at 07:18 PM
Anarch shames me. Of course Bin Laden is neither dead nor not-dead. He will however, instantly snap to one of those states when we open up his box and his wavefunction collapses.
Posted by: sidereal | January 27, 2005 at 08:54 PM
aireachail ...but I'd kill for a job that allowed me to watch TV all day with a digital camera.
I think a job that required me to watch TV all day would kill me, with or without the video camera.
And I think all liars are rilkefans....
Posted by: 243 | January 27, 2005 at 09:18 PM
*dies*
Man, I love our news media. They're not afraid to take a stand.
Posted by: CaseyL | January 27, 2005 at 09:22 PM
He will however, instantly snap to one of those states when we open up his box...
I think that was Saddam Hussein, aka Schrodinger's Dictator.
Posted by: Anarch | January 28, 2005 at 01:00 AM