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July 06, 2004


That's almost as good as their beheading headline this week... the one you know, that never happened (they released him today by the way). Someone commented this morning that Matt Drudge must be the new front page editor of the Post.

Actually, speaking as a Bush Republican I didn't have any trouble appreciating the aesthetic beauty of this particular Operation Mindf*ck. Then again, I never liked the NYP all that much. Lousy comics section. :)

Moe, isn't the term "Bush Republican" an oxymoron? He craps on just about everything that traditional Republicans hold dear, like raising deficits, making government bigger and making the world less safe by letting Al Qaeda run amok while sending us on a wild goose chase in Iraq, basically turning a despotic state into a terrorist one. It seems to me that Bush is much more of a Neocon than a Republican. Does that mean you're a Neocon too?

The correction just came out:


Also, she was totally making out with Martha, Jacko, and Michael Moore last week. In France! We swear to God.

But yeah, it's Edwards.

The New York Post would also like to make the following corrections:

"Peoples' Choice Awards" is America's greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The UFO was a paper plate.
The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.
The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.
The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our readers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphing Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruit juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren't from Venus and men aren't form Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bart is bad to the bone.
Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
Everyone on TV is better than you.
The New York Yankees actually beat the Red Sox in the playoffs last year.

However, Rupert Murdoch remains the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being we've ever known in our lives.

"Moe, isn't the term "Bush Republican" an oxymoron?"


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