Holy flippin' Jeebus, do things just get stupider and stupider, with a side of the crazy, also a bit o' scary. Honestly, can we please just shut this whole simulation down for abject ludicrousness and dumb plot twists? I mean, CNN had a chryon just now entitled something like "The Playmate, the Porn Star and the President" I sh1t you not. Stop mailing it in show runners!
Meanwhile, apparently we need a reboot of the Karate Kid entitled Cobra Kai on YouTube Red of all things and YES Ralph Macchio and William Zabka will be reprising their roles fnck you very much. I can't even.
Also, too, Facebook sold your soul to Cambridge Analytica and one of Steve Bannon's shirts (the most interior one, sadly). We've started a trade war, a friggin' train war! What's next, Great Depression Part Deux Electric Boogaloo and Dust Bowl: The Reckoning? A #1 seed lost in the first round of the NCAA tournament for the first time and what-else-has-never-happened-before-that-the-screenwriters-are-going-to-throw-in-before-the-world-is-canceled? That's a great South Park episode, BTW (ok maybe great overstates things).
This is your can't-even-make-it-to-the-effin'-weekend Open Thread! Congrats.
UPDATE: Bolton as NSA effective April 9. Really the writers are just mailing it in now.