by liberal japonicus
When I saw this, I was sure it was in Onion article
Microsoft chairman Bill Gates acknowledged that the “CTRL-ALT-DEL” means of logging into your Windows PC was a mistake, although done with the best of intentions.
Ted Cruz juxtaposing Dr. Seuss and the Bataan Death March, a bridge named after a cheese maker decides to do its impression of a slice of cheddar left out on a hot day. More examples of the fact that this is the Onion's world and you are merely visiting are encouraged.