Ace of Spades: "Best friend gay -- okay, I can see that one going either way; one of my best buds is a homo. Turned off by c****lingus? Eh, a lot of guys don't dig that. Who the hell knows what's going on down there. It's like H.R. Geiger giving up ink and canvas to work in the avant-garde medium of Play-Doh and bacon."
Play-Doh and bacon? Play-Doh and bacon??
Through a truly remarkable degree of fortitude, I will resist any of the obvious comebacks. (I won't even point out the spelling mistakes, one of which is obscured by asterisks in any case. Note: asterisks added in an update, to make it work safe. Sort of work safe, at any rate.) Instead, I've made a pictorial guide to this little corner of Ace's world below the fold.