Eric Muller shows us exactly what Kerry had in his pocket during his debate with President Bush.
I've been unexpectedly called away, so my upcoming report on the Abu Ghraib RICO lawsuit won't appear until tomorrow morning. 'Till then, this is another open thread.
UPDATE: For those unfamiliar with "Jacketgate" (and, thus, Muller's reference) see this. Kerry had a pen in his pocket during the debates. This caused certain folks who are susceptible to fluttering to go into full a-flutter mode. You see, Kerry's decision to bring a pen with him to the debate, rather than to have a pen already at the lecturn, may have violated the 34-page "memorandum of understanding" between the Kerry and Bush campaigns governing the debate.
I'm not kidding you. This is what some are arguing about now. Whether anyone should be paying attention to those "some" -- other than to point and giggle -- is an open question.
(If I've missed an equivalent example of silliness on the leftern blogosphere -- and I'm sure there is/has been some -- feel free to unload in this thread.)
UPDATE 2: The circle is now complete: Debate idiocy on the left! Point, giggle, move on. (Thanks, and hat tip to, Yermum.