Apparently I was wrong about Osama being dead. I'm not sure he references anything super-current, but I can't imagine Al Qaeda would have held on to a video for 2 years after he was dead. So I suspect he is alive after all.
How is this for a crazy denial of responsibility though--9/11 was apparently Bush's fault:
It never occurred to us that the commander in chief of the country (Bush) would leave 50,000 citizens in the two towers to face those horrors alone ... because he thought listening to a child discussing her goats was more important...
Yeah, because after you sent the planes into the towers, the only reason why people in the top floors had to leap to their deaths or be incinerated was because Bush wasn't personally supervising the evacuation. You are such an understanding guy Mr. bin Laden.