DO NOT VISUALIZE.

Fair warning; do not - I repeat, do not - use the parts of your brain that handle internal visualization for the next few minutes. Shut 'em down; shut 'em all down. We'll wait.

(pause)

Ready to click through? Good - well, not good. I really do apologize for bringing this to your attention, but better that it show up in a controlled environment. I don't want anybody to go through what I just did unaware.

David Hasselhoff to turn into rapper Hassel The Hoff!

Sexy Baywatch star David Hasselhoff is to turn himself into a rapper.

Hasselhoff reportedly does not fancy himself dabbling in any mushy romantic numbers. R and B Hip Hop is going to be his forte.

This is apparently all Ice-T's fault. Somebody please tell me that India has a charming local holiday much like that of April Fool's Day...

(Via Poliblog, who will feel my wrath for this someday; oh, yes...)

Moe

Comments

[Randy Paul]

This question remains: will he still be big in Germany?