Ricky of North Georgia Dogma and Oliver Willis have staked out early claims to provide the essential Democratic and Republican Convention Drinking Games, respectively. Mine was going to be much simpler for both:
...yeah, well, it's not like either of these are going to be particularly gripping events, desperate media stories (past, present and especially future) to the contrary. Which is a good thing; the Democrats don't need a brokered convention right now. They really don't need one of those right now.
But don't let me stop you from opening up that bottle, there. Indeed, pass it over...